Judge — May 10, 1890 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE 1 CARL PRETZEL’S PHILOSOPHY. It vos a shplainded shtudy, dis oxcellence of wirtue, und dot crooked-legged vice. Der yorldt vas hafe a blind ear to der confersations of a feller dot vas mitout honor. Dot's besser dot you don’d been too gwick in founding some faults mit der arrangements of Profidence. Der bokays vhich hooman praise confers vos wilt und go plasted by der oxcrootionately meanness of der feller vat vore ‘em. When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria When she had Children, she gave them Castoria ODE TO NIGHT. The evening for her bath of dew Is partially undressed : The sun behind a bob-tailed flush Is setting in the west ; ‘The planets light the heavens with ‘The flash of their cigars ; The sky has put his night-shirt on ‘And buttoned it with stars. —Vassar Miscellany. b Sootuinc Syrup for Children Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures ‘vind colic and diarrhosa, "25 cents a bottle. “Ethel,” he whispered hoarsely, ‘tis it true? Tell me, darling, it is not true !" ‘Is what true?" cried the girl, throwing her whole being into the words. ‘* That you took the first prize in Miss Pardongha’s cooking- class!" And the cry of agony that came from the girl's pent-up soul showed him that what she had dreaded had come to pass—that he knew her secret. With a pitying glance at her prostrate, sobbing form igismund walked out into the soughing night and as never heard of again.—Figaro. Have you used Packer’s Tar Soap for the Complexion or Shampooing? Its use is a luxury ; imparting clear, soft, smooth, healthful skin and vigorous hair: cures Dandruff and Skin Diseases; prevents Chapping. 25 cents. All Druggists. 27-For sample mention Judy. THE PACKER M'F'G CO. and send 4 stamps to 100 Fulton St., N. ¥. Ha E HO SUPERIORS oesiraight (6am 4400 rete ean 90 oe _ PROVE THEIR WORTH. ‘WRH.OaDeN & C0" BINGHAMTON, "YASA YouR oeaien re mba! THE CELEBRATED PIANOS ‘Aro at present the Most Popular and Preferred by Leading Artists, Warerooms, 149, 151, 153, 155 East 14th St., W. Y. SOHMER « CO., Purvapeirara, Pa., 1318 Chestnut Street; Cuicaco, Ttt., ax6 State Street ; San Francisco, Cat., Union Ciub Building’: Sr. Louis, Mo., 1522 Olive Street’; Kansas Crry, Mo., 112g Main St Che New oot lap YUBA eRICe BY WBARKER trov.nv. 25° DEALER FOR IT MANUFACTURT ‘ASK YOU A dentist of this city puts in false teeth so naturally that they look and ache exactly like the originals. — Philadelphia Press. Boker's Bitters since 1828 acknowledged to be by far the best and finest Stomach Bitters made, whether taken pure or with wines or liquors AND OTHER CORDIALS, The health journals and doctors agree that the most wholesome part of the ordinary New England country doughnut is the hole.— Zroy Times. “Throw physic to the dogs,” and use Angostura ters for good digestion and a healthy appetite. M'frs, Dr. J.G. B. Siegert & Sons. Ask your druggist. * We've struck a rich lead in our Chicago tea stor “What?” | "We've dropped chromos and give away divorces with a pound of tea."—Munsey's Weekly. THE KAISER'S FAVORITE Champagne is ‘Cabinet Sekt,” of Kloss & Foerster, Freyburg. Thomsen & Co., 87 Wall st., sole agents, THREE OF A KIND. ‘Three such gossiping women I never before had met ; 1 just called in on an errand, But that call I shall never forget. They criticised Margaret's bonnet, “They ridiculed Dorothy’s hat, They poked fun at Mrs. Green’s daughter, And called her brother a fiat. On me they smiled very sweetly— ‘Though I was just boiling inside, And, begging myself to keep silent, T succeeded my feelings to hide. I told my one little errand ‘And was glad enough to be free ; ‘Though before I had passed the door-mat I knew they were talking "bout me. lone L. Jones in Chatter, YESTERDAY UNKNOWN, TO-DAY FAMOUS. The enthusiastic praise of physicians, mothers and epicures has already made ‘ Rex Wheat" deserve its name—'* King of Grain Foods.” When it takes a young man half an hour to put on a girl's skates and she devotes twenty-five minutes to tying his necktie itis generally safe “> regard them as engaged.— Somerville Journal ‘THE NEW HOLLENDEN, of Cleveland, Ohio, is the ‘most magnificent hotel in’ the west. American and European plans. Jack Wheeler —"'1 say, Louis, how old do you sup- pose Miss Smith is? Her aunt says she's just twenty- one.” Louis Waite (who has not been in the whole- sale dry-goods business for nothing)—"Aw, yes; marked down from thirty-three; to be disposed of at a bargain, old chappie."—A©orning Journal. NEW KODAKS “You press the button, we do the rest.” Seven New Styles and Sizes, Transparent Films. For sale by all Photo. Stock Dealers. THE EASTMAN COMPANY, Send for Catalogue, Rochester, N.Y. ARUISED: IE YOUR FACE BURNS AFTER SHAVING, USE Y For sample send 2 cts. box 645, New York, VERY BEST ALL-TOBACCO CIGARETTES On the Market. SMOKE NO OTHER Consolidated Cigarette Company, ‘Ave, Dand 100 84,0 “The Marquis” soft hat throughout, com- bining the Dressy appearance of the stiff hat, with all the comfort of the former. Made up in black, brown and a light color, on the order of a buff or ‘tan, Send postal for Order Biank, Prices, etc, N. ESPENSCHEID, New York City, N. Y. Established nearly half a century in the same locality. ORCHID FLOWER (REGISTERED). Would you fully satisfy the requirements of a refined taste for exquisi PERFUMES. ¢ perfumes, use SEELY’S ORCHID FLOWER; they are delightful reproductions of the odors of these aristocratic flowers, STANHOPEA, VANDA, GALEANDRA, MILTONIA, ANGULOA, CALANTHE, 1-ounce Bottles, 75cts, 2-ounce Bottles, $1.50.—Sce Cut. If not to be obtained of your druggist, we will send by mail, postpaid, on receipt of price. Sold also by the pound to the drug trade. SEELY MANUFACTURING CO., SOLE PROPRIETORS OF ORCHID PERFUMES, DETROIT, MICH. PREMIERE QUALITE CIGARETTE. A SUPERB ARTICLE. ury, and not a low-priced article. The standard of purity and excellence. The faultless union of two matchless tobaccos prevents that dryness of the throat usually produced by smoking other brands. prejudice to prevent you from giving this incomparable cigarette a trial. It is simply perfection, and a lux- Do not allow Our Vanity Fair and other smoking mixtures are the finest for the pipe. 16 First-prize Medals. Wm. S. 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