Judge — March 1, 1890 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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So bold Tin Told jowed alll his gold To the maid in the town of Tac, And sweet Wing Wee Eloped to sea And never more came back, For in far Chinee the maids are fair, And the maids are false, as everywhere. —Harvard Lampoon. It is not a sign that a woman is homely when she wants to do her courting with the lamp turned down,— Rome Sentinel, “Why not embrace woman suffrage?” asks an ex- change. Amend to strike out the last word and we're with you.—Florida Times-Union, Census-taker (to. middle-aged female)—"' How old are you, madam?” Female—*1 have—ahem—seen nineteen summers.” Census-faker—"* Have you al- ways lived in the tropics?” A woman may dress and pass as a belle And gracefully flutter a Japanese fan ; But a stone at a hen she cannot propel, For she isn’t constructed upon that plan. —Boston Courier. Governor Beaver is known by every Pittsburg boy in the national guard to be a very strict disciplinarian in military etiquette and the drill. Austin Curtin of the governor's native town told this war reminiscence about him last night to some of the delegates at the G. A. Re encampment: “While lieutenant-colonel of the forty fifth regiment Beaver was one day sitting in front of his tent, when a slouchy-looking soldier with ill-fitting uni- form came along, stopped and inquired, * Vere ish der doctor? ‘Is that the way to address your superior “officer, sir? roared Colonel Beaver. ‘The German stared at his superior officer in blank amazement, but said “Here, sir; take this chair, You be the colonel, and I will teach’ you how to address an offi- cer.’ ‘Vas me der boss of der regiment? ‘Yes; take this chair and I will show you how to act.’ The sol- dier sat down in front of the tent. Colonel Beaver walked off a few paces, turned about, returned to a po- sition in front of the officer pro tempore, squared him- self around, made a military salute and inquired, * Colo- nel, can you inform me where I can find the surgeon of the regiment?’ ‘The soldier arose, and looking seriously and straight at Beaver replied, ‘D—d if | know where he is !"— Pittsburg Dispatch, ABBE’S TAR OINTMENT is not a humbug but a legiti- te cure for Catarth, and if you are a sufferer of this loah- jist on your druggist procuring it for you, or ing 25 cents, to ABBE & SCOTT, cock orD, Tut. COLLEGE AND SCHOOL, Utica, N.Y. Ella Wheeler Wileox Says of it: “A magazine fone and greatly needed.” Trial order: 6 montks, 25 cents. Specimen free. MEN AND WOMEN, any ailment wh: ever, should send for a copy of the Heal Helfer, teee.10 DR. JOHN H, DYE. Linen novelties for tidies, tablescarts, splashers,etc. Send stamp for illustrat: ed circular, 116 Franklin st., New York HANINGTON'S: Without Rival. 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