Judge — March 1, 1890 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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The Great English Medicine, Generally affirmed to be “Worth a Guinea a Box." Bat sold by all Druggists at 25 Cents, For Sick Headache, Constipation, Weak Stomach, Impaired Digestion, Disordered Liver. Prepared only by THOS, BEECHAM, St. Helens, Lancashire, England, B. F, ALLEN & CO., Sole Agents for United States, 365 & 367 Canal Street, New York, who (if your druggist does not keep them) will mail Beecham's Pills on receipt of price—dut inquire first, Please mention Je ‘There was a man in our town Who thought himself quite wise ; He moved into a vacant store And wouldn't advertise. But when he found attachments out, With all his might and main He compromised for forty cents And advertised again. —Boston Times. Hobbs —""1 be wishin’ to be jined in the holy bonds of materrimony the night sorr, an’ I come Ne curate (as he hesitates)—"' I know, my good man, you wish my services. All right; I'll beon hand.” Hobbs — “Thank ‘ee kindly, sorr. ‘The weddin'll be quiet loike on account 0’ recent death in the family." Curate— “Ah, I'm sorry to hear that. Some relative of yours died lately?" 77ob6s—"* Yes, bad enough. "Twas this day fortni’t I buried the ould ‘woman Past-commander James S. Fraser of the grand army of the republic of this state, says the New York Star, told some friends the other night a story about a man he sent down to the custom-house to get a job as night watchman, Collector Erhardt sent the man to the civil- service board to be examined. ‘The man was quite in- telligent, and answered the questions put to him until he was asked what the distance was between the earth and the sun. Ie hesitated for a time and finally acknow!- edged that he did not know. ‘You don't know?" asked the commissioner severely,‘ Mister,” said the applicant, ** I didn’t think I'd have to answer a question like that,’ I'm looking for a night job.” Our train had just begun to slacken speed, when we felt a jar and knew that the lo- Related by a railroader : comotive had struck some considerable object. In the seat next ahead was a farmer, and he threw upthe sash, shoved out his head, and exclaimed: “By gum! but I'min luck!" ** Why, they have killed a horse !” shouted aman behind us as he looked out. ‘* Ves, and it's my hoss!" added the farmer.‘ But you said you were in luck?" “You bet I am ! I've been riding up and down this line for five years on a pass they gave me for killing an old cow which wasn’t worth $5, The pass expired yesterday, and now my old hoss, who aint worth skin- ing, gits in the way and is knocked over. Luck? Why, gents, that means a free family pass for five years more, and there are fourteen of us in the family i) farm properties, and our 6£ Debenture nal, amply aceured, offer the highs est interest consistent. with safety. Unequaled for conservatism. mor BOSTON, LONDON, NET INCOME Our 78 First Mortgages on town or NA | 1Oo NAL Directed by proginent capitalists TAGE &0EBen,, COMPANY. CAPITAL AND SURPLUS, $265,000. and business wen, Principal and semi Glloewehte fortull pardcutars, Spe: URE cial offerings of Dabarade inne: ment bonds. LOANS NEGOTIATED, $5,125,000. TOPEKA. JONES & FAILE, New York Managers, 135 & 137 Broadway, N.Y. HAIR ¢ON THE FACE, NECK, ARMS OR ANY PART OF THE PERSON DISSOLVED AND QUICKLY REMOVED WITH THE NEW SOLUTION = MODENE = yp Tyee onowr Fourven OretaovED witwow ae “DISCOLORATION OF THE MOST. 00. targess sre ta Huo ear fil asareae wr DELICA’ ely removed. 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Now in the parlor meet the pair When golden day is done, ‘Two forms with but one rocking-chair, ‘Two hearts that beat as on —Boston Courier, Nevw reporter (wringing the rain out of his whiskers) his is a tough night out, I tell you. What's the matter with your report of Mrs. Pocket- book's reception?” Nero reporter —" Why, what is the matter with it?" City edifor—* You don't begi “Despite the inclemency of the weather.'"—Philade/- phia Inquirer. City editor | COMPLEXION POWDER “Is an absolute necessity ofa refined toilet in this climate POZZONI'S MEDICATED COMPLEXION POWDER Combines every element of beauty and purity. SOLD EVERYWHERE. PRINTED BY FLESS & RIDGE, 110 & 112 FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK. comicbooks.com