Judge — March 1, 1890 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Noles, Wholesale Agest, 7418 Chestnt Sts Philadelphia, To make crackers fresh as new, place in the oven a few minutes. SEBASTIAN MOREY ON DIVORCE. W'en two nags won't hitch together, but balk an’ raise ‘a rumpus An’ bite an’ throw their feet aroun’ to all pints uv the ‘compass ; ‘Them hosses I’ don't drive no more attached to the same kerridge— An’ I have jest the same idee about divorce an’ mer~ ridge. Aman an’ wife should live in peace, the nateral way of ivin’, In one long holiday of uv an’ honor an’ thanksgivin’; But w'en tl ey. Jearn to hate each other, an’ live a life of snarlin’, a An’ “wretch "it takes the place of ‘* dove,” an’ “brute” the place of ‘*darlin'”; Wren home becomes a battle-field, a scene of fight an’ scrimmage ; Wren luv pulls hey her household gods an’ hate sets up his image ; An’ w'en no power in heaven or earth can take the pair an’ mate ‘em— It's time for the divorce court then to come an’ sepa- rate ‘em. “But how about the baby, hey, the blameless little prattler?” Wry, in a nest of rattlesnakes each snake becomes a rat- ter ; An’ if you want the child to mix with gentlemen an’ ta It won't improve his chances much to be brought up in hades. W'en his father an’ his mother fight it’s better for the bab: y To be brought up by charity than be brought up where “But the should never wed again?” I'm sorry to deny But if a feller blunders once, w'y, let him rectify it But if all the men were just like me, an’ all their wives like Molly, An’ all the little boys like Dick, an’ all the girls like Polly— Wy, all divorce-courts would starve out, divorce-attorney Would pack his grip for happier climes an’ start upon his journey. —S. W. 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