Judge — March 1, 1890 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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Prisoner —* I don't know of any except that I took to stealing because I didn't want (0 loaf around the street-corners and be taken for a detective,"— Texas Siftings. If the baseball men insist on turning their profits all over to the lawyers, through the instrumentality of whole- sale litigation, there is nothing to restrain them from doing so. The lawyers will muff nothing thrown them, —Oil City Blizzard. An article going the rounds of the press speaks of ‘superstitions about babies.” This is wrong; there are no superstitions about babies. Of all the hard, prac- tical, unsentimental, mechanical, matter-of-fact, artifi- cial creatures in this world commend us to a baby. It only believes in itself.— Philadelphia Times, The colored messenger at the office where the original discoverer of the ‘possum is employed tried to tell him how a ‘possum ought to be cooked. ‘Yo teks de ‘possum and dresses it. Den you gits a big pan and puts de ‘pos- sum in it"— He got no further, His mouth was so full of water he couldn't talk.— Washington Critic, One day in the senate Mr. Edmunds and Mr. Evarts were chaffing each other about their youth and their giddiness in society.‘ You ought to quit,” said Sena- tor Edmunds, ‘and rest awhile. This thing of your running around in society, sitting up of nights, eating big dinners and drinking all these ‘diferent wines will lay you out, sure.” Senator Evarts shook his head, isn’t the different kinds of wines,” he said sadly ; the indifferent kinds."— Washington Star. CONSUMPTION SURELY CURED, To THE EDITOR—Please inform your readers that I have a positive remedy for the above-named disease. By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been permanently cured. 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Give me heaven, I want to say my Sidney Dayre, in The Independent, A southern physician writes to a friend in the north: ** Not long ago Pomp Jackson, a man so black that the night looks pale around him, after trying a new doctor who had put out his shingle, came to me for advice, re turning to his old phys said to him, “I thought tot’s patients, Pomp." ‘Well, L was for a time, Massa Doc, cause yuh see he give out when he come here that he was going to make a particularity of niggers; but now I's come back to you, for he don't do much for nig- gers if he do make a particularity of them.” Pomp is doing well, and frequently expresses his belief in me as a conservative old-line physician ; he has’a corresponding lack of faith in specialists who make ‘a particularity of BLEMISHES FACIALSLEM Ware Seprterca War bitkosns, Mot: Pen eae tet anna dae CaF epee ty eet Rf {aa gm ge nl Fei beedipnert t,t gorse Hitpap Wat oo tae Spt ot JOUN H. 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