Judge, 1890-02-22 · page 12 of 16
Judge — February 22, 1890 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily an **advertising page** rather than a satirical editorial spread. The dominant content consists of commercial advertisements for patent medicines, retail goods, and services typical of late 19th-century American publications. The one notable satirical piece is **"A Case of Sacrilege,"** a short humor column about a man beaten on church steps who protests that the assault constitutes "sacrilege" because it occurred on holy ground. The joke mocks the man's literal-minded piety—he's more concerned with the *location* of his beating than the assault itself, suggesting religious hypocrisy or misplaced priorities. The advertisements reflect period concerns: Scott's Emulsion (cod liver oil for consumption/tuberculosis), Liebig's Extract of Meat, hair treatments, and dry goods. These ads reveal contemporary medical beliefs and consumer culture more than they satirize it. **For modern readers:** This page documents how 19th-century magazines blended editorial content with advertising revenue, and shows what "health" products and commercial pitches looked like in this era.
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JUDGE” Bermuda Bottled. “You must go to Bermuda. If ou do not I will not be respon: le for the consequences.” * But, rd neither the the money.” “ Well, If that ts impossible, try SCOTT'S | F MULSION OF PURE NORWECIAN COD LIVER OIL. I sometimes call it Bermuda Bot- Ued, and many cases of CONSUMPTION, Bronchitis, Cough or Severe Cold I have CURED with it; and the advantage is that the most sensi- tive stomach can take it. Another thing which commends it is the eee rties of the Hye Rophont non at pret leh it contains. Di nal SCOTT'S EMULSION.” doctor, I can SPRING OPENING ENGLISH, SCOTCH, AND FRENCH DRESS GOODS. NOVELTIES IN BLACK DRESS GOODS. FRENCH AND SCOTCH COTTONS, NOVELTIES IN EMBROIDERIES. CHINA AND JAPAN SILKS, Representing the very Highest Qualities and the Richest Print ings of Lyons and England NOVELTIES IN WHITE MUSLINS. 126%128 Chest St Philadelphia — BLANK BOOKS. Book of ecary Seaton ‘eade to order, Estimates cheerfully {urnished. FINDLER & WIBEL, Stationers, 146 Nassau Street, New York. W. A. S. Wolte’s Schiedam Aromatic Schnapps is the best stimula itself in the preparation of beverages, and by Sold by all grocers and druggists ORDINARIES; - + LADIES’ »° GenTiEMEN’s + L q Sarl ES, TANDEM SAFETI eS, STRATED -G pera e OSU FREE | stood at the desk in the central police station and held left uncovered. A CASE OF SACRILEGE, *T want to report a case of sacrilege,” he said as he a faded handkerchief to his red and swollen eye. Very well,” answered the sergeant. Over here on Gratiot | met a man, dollars, I dunned him for it. He owes me He called me a “Tam/no fighter. Never licked a man in my life. I curced ned walks up the steps of the church to get rid of him, but he followed me and punched me in the eye.” You must get a warrant for assault and battery. * But isn’t it sacrilege?” “I don't think so.” “But Ido, It’s sacrilege on top of assault and bat- tery, and if he doesn't get five years for it I'm no good ! Of course it’s sacrilege. Wasn't I on the church steps? Didn't he haul off and bif me in the eye? If you don't already know you'd better learn that there's a heap of difference between whaling thunder out of a man on the | steps of a church and licking him in a beer-garden.” And he went away looking very mad out of the eye | ¢ Press. CONSUMPTION SURELY CURED. To THE EDITOR—Please inform your readers have a positive remedy for the above-named disease. ly its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been permanently cured, I shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy free to any of your readers who have con- sumption, if they will send me their express and post- | office address, Respectfully, T, A. SLocus, M.C., 181 Pearl Street, New York. Music patron —"* Vhis is your last tour in this country, is it not? I see it is announced that you are making your farewell appearances.” Afme, Patti—"' My last tour? Good gracious, I hope not! I always fare well wherever I go, and I intend to fare well just as long as the public support me,"—Boston Post, THE WAIL OF THE RUSSIAN SLAVE. “ Why not take"—with a groan As of one in deep pain He put out a weak hand ; “If you love me, refrain. All my neighbors and friends Have prescribed ‘round my bed, And my wife—jealous soul !— Followed all that they said. I have swallowed things soft And have bolted things hard ; I've worn plasters until Tam sore by the yard. I've had ice on my head ‘And hot irons on my spine, And been dosed with hot teas ‘Till for Iceland I'd pine. T have soaked my poor feet » Till they're tender as boils, And most sneezed my head off In some snuff's fiendish toils. If there’s aught left to do From your mind let it slip, For on ‘remedies sure’ I've just got the grip. his began as a cold, But so complex has grown With the names it's been dubbed at I do not dare own ‘That the one thing I need Is to be let alone.” —Detroit Free I FACIAL BLEMISHES of ilar and Scalp, Renta Meteo, ese ital birtbmaras, Moth, eng Rac Nowe, Red Veins, OF JOHN It. WOODBURY, "125 West 42d Street, SEW YORE C saleat ail deuggtsts, or THE ROYAL DAUBER and Mud Scraper. Rest in Market. No clogging up. No mashing down. If | your dealer has none send stents to” « PEABODY & PARKS, Mfrs., TROY, N. Y., and get one by mail, is Complete without Soup. __ ‘By Using ANU you can make delicions soup for six per- [Sualat a votal sont of ton contae ARMOUR'S EXTRACT, FE nicaco "Missa Thetetete toe Moet Economical For Sale By Druggists and Grocers. Armour’s Beef Extract \ Soups, Sauces, Bouillon or Beef Tea. AwardeditheGoldMiodai, Paris,(809, i®8USHe, (Bor gy, Tricopherous R OTHE An elegant dressing exqut- eliely ‘perfumed, removes all Impurities from the ecalp, pt vents baldaess and gray hair, And causes the half to grow Thick, Soft and. Beautifal. feel fnfaivi forcringerapuons Alecasca of the skin, glands and muscles, and quickly healing Sita barns, bealses: sprains, &c.. Price, GO Cts.—All Droge gists. BARCLAY & CO., Now York. Liebig Company's EXTRACT OF MEAT. For improved and economic cookery, use it for Soups, Sauces, and Made Dishes. In flavor —incomparable, and dissolves perfectly clear in water. Makes delicious Beef ‘lea and Aecps in all eli- mates for any length of time. 1 1b equal to 4o Ibs of lean beef. 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