Judge, 1890-02-22 · page 13 of 16
Judge — February 22, 1890 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page is **predominantly advertising**, typical of late-19th-century magazines. It contains multiple product advertisements (mineral pastilles, jams, railroads, hotels, olive oil) interspersed with brief humorous quips rather than a cohesive political cartoon. The scattered jokes reflect period concerns: a woman upset her boyfriend bought machine-made (versus hand-made) chocolates; city editors working in hot offices; college graduates' self-importance; nostalgic references to "old-fashioned" food; and class commentary (a poor woman begging from a wealthy man claiming his taxes support her). One quip warns readers to "distrust a long-haired man unless he is in the show business, and a short-haired woman anyway"—reflecting contemporary gender and appearance anxieties of the era. The overall effect is light social satire rather than sharp political commentary, with humor aimed at consumer culture, modern conveniences, and social pretension.
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JUDGE COUGHS, SORE THROAT. The highest medical authorities of the World prescribe and recommend the SODEN MINERAL PASTILLES, for Dis- eases of the Throat, Chest and Lungs, and also for Consumption. * Your Soden Mineral Pastilles in gastroduodenal indigestion serve an admirable pur |. N. HEINEMAN M.D. Prof. of Diseases of the Chen to the New York Polilinic and Hospital, and to the Mt. Sinai Hospital. Dg, Betcnex Hypx, Asst. Med. Examiner in New York for the National and Union Mutual Life Ins. Co., used the Soden Mineral Pastilles with a patient suffering {rom an old trouble- some cough, with very satisfactory results At all druggists at 25 and so cents a box. PAMPELETS GRATIS ON APPLICATION. Boden Mineral Springs Co, Limited. 15 CEDAR STREET, NEW YORK. Crosse & Blackwell's FRESH FRUIT JAMS, Made from English Fresh Fruits | AND REFINED SUGAR, Are Sold by all Grocers IN THE UNITED STATES, West Shore Railroad N.Y. C, & H.R. RB, R. CO., LESSEE. T SHORE OF WORLD-FAMED HUDSON RIVER. POPULAR ROUTE FOR BUSINESS AND PLEASURE TRAVEL. Magnificent Sleeping Cars Without Change, New York und Boston to Buffalo, Toronto, Detrolt, Toledo, Chicago and St, Louis, Skeing Cars New York to Toronto Exclusively by this Roate ‘Tickets via West Shore on sale at all ticket offices in the United States and Canada. Ask for tickets via West Shore and see that they read via this route, LEADING HOTELS. EW RK CITY. BREVOORT HOUSE, irri AVENCE (near Washington square) NEW YORK: 0. B. Linpey, - = Proprietor. HOTEL GLENHAM, VOrTm AVENUE (between 2st and 2d streets) EW TORK. N. B, Barry, Proprietor. European Plan. GILSEY" HOUSE, Corner Broadway and 29th Street, New York. ‘J. BRESLIN & BRO., Proprietors, GRAND UNION HUTEL, neous dia sepandupwaps. Besiags Oraod reer Gsa ear and aprards : European Plan _ ALBANY, N.Y. KEELER'S HOTEL, WH and 8 Mater axe, Aupany, N, Y, Motte’s Prie-Medal Olive. Oi E PERFECTION OF EXCELLENCE. THE STANDARD OF PURITY: THE GREATEST DELICACY. THE RAREST DAINTY Sold by all best Grocers and Druggists. Imported by F. A. REICHARD, Charles W. Nolen, Wholesale Agent, 118 Chestnut St., Philadeiphia Distrust a long-haired man unless he is in the show business, and a short-haired woman anyway.—New York Herald, Maud—" Harry, 1am afraid you don't love me as | much as you used to?” Harry—‘' Why so, dearest ?” Maud—" The—these chocolate cr—creams are m— machine-made !" (sobs.)—Chicago Tribune, “It’s as hot as an oven in here,” remarked the city editor as he threw off his coat to go to work." Well, it ought to be,” remarked the fancy reporter ; “this is where we make our dally bread."—New York News. College graduates of this year call themselves *‘mem- | bers of the class of ‘go. What will the class name be in 1900? ** Class of oo” will hardly do, in view of the self-appreciation of the average college-man.—Nebraska ‘State Journal. Oh, for the good old pie of yore, ‘Oh, for the old-time dumpling-stew, Oh, for the Indian pudding baked, ‘Oh, for the steak that's tender and true, Varney Enterprise, Bexgar-woman —"' My children are starving, C you not give me something for charity's sake?” Grindstone—"' No. I pay taxes to help light the streets so you can see to beg. That's all I can afford for charity."—Binghamton Republican, ‘To lay something by for a rainy May be a good plan when it's clea But it never will work when the weather's this way— While it rains every day in the year. — Terre Haute Express ‘The inventor who patents the first portable elevator for hoisting passengers into the upper shelves in sleep- ers will command a fortune and a free pass on all the epee in the country. After you get there doubt- jess the upper berth is the choice location in a Pullm. | —Nebraska State Vescael CONSUMPTION CURED, ‘An old physician, retired from practice, had placed in bis hands by Hadian missionary: the formula of a simple vegetable remedy for the speedy and permanent cure of Cone sumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all ‘Throat and Lung Affections, also a positive and radical cure for Nervous Eebility and all 'Nervous Complaints. Having tested its won- derful curative powers in thousands of cases, and desiring to relieve human suffering. I will send free of charge to all who wish it, this recipe in German, French or English, with full directions re eal asp using. Sent by mall by ada with stamp, namin ovis, 820 Powers Block Rochester, “What's this I hear about Johnson's having a re- lapse? How did it come about?" ‘Oh, he met an acquaintance on the street and stood so long talking about his wonderfully rapid recovery that he took cold. —Time. A teacher in one of the public schools in Yonkers N. Y., was examining a class in physiology, She asked. “What are the last teeth to come?" “False teet fairly shouted the small boy to whom the question was | addressed. — Wide Awake, Proprictor of restaurant (to tramp)—"* Well, have you got through?" 7'ramp —"* Yes ; and them vitiles tasted fine, ter to y for “em, for nuthin’, '— Texas Siftin Rovian Qdonto A Rare, Fragrant, non-Gritty Tooth Powder, Whit- ons the Teeth Proyents and Arrests Decay, Tard. {he Gume and Swestene the Breath, Ask bre ate for Rowland’s Odopto, of 20 Hatton Garden, don, England. Now all you have got to do isto lend me a quar. | don't want to owe nobody | | ACADEMY—rath st NAsenohd, Constable AS ob “ ANDERSON’S” TENNIS SUITINGS. French Printed Flannels. S1tk AnD WooL-StrIPE TENNIS CLOTHS. White: Cricketing Flannels. Broadway A 19th ot. NEW YORK. HAPPINESS ASSURED. Dr. Williams’ Indian Pile Ointment will cure blind, bleeding, and itching piles when all other ointments have failed. It absorbs the tumors, allays the itching at once, acts as a poultice, gives instant relief. Dr. Williams’ Indian Pile Ointment is prepared only for les and itching of the private parts, and nothing else. Every box is warranted. Sold by druggists, or sent by mail on receipt of price, soc. and $1.00 per box. Wittiams M'r'G Co., Prop’s, Cleveland, O. Ely's Cream Balm is the best remedy fer children suffering from COLD IN HEAD CATARRH. Balm into each nostril BLY Bee Wee ON vor. D. L. Dowo's HEALTH Exerciser. TOR BRAIN-WOREERS & SEDENTASY PEOPLE EARL & WILSON'S LINEN , COLLARS & CUFFS GEST IN THE WORLD We] ONLY PRACTICAL POPULAR THEATRES. NEW YORK CITY. cor. Irving ‘Sat. Mat. 2. Gilmore & Tom QND YEAR. DENMAN THOM. tad THE OLD HOMESTEAD. Wed. amt 100 SONGS for a2cent stamp. tone § Yoern, Coon 0 IT DOES NOT MATTER——— HOW SEVERE THE BRADYCROTINE ; HEADACHE = rE WILL CURE IT. comicbooks.com