Judge — February 22, 1890 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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CATTERPILARS, The catterpilar is a craling thing and hears all over his back and fannie found one down her back and it made me crall like everything. birds eat catterpilars and give them to their children to eat. I don’t see how they can eat them, I know I could not eat them, they are such horrid things, they look so offly and feel i don't know how. Catterpilars climb trees. the other day i saw a big, big catterpilar and he was so horrid that I took a stick and kild him with it and threw it away to let the swill man pick it up and take it home period cat- terpilars have 1000 or more legs, he may not have so many, and he may have more the big ones have more than the little ones i gess that but idon't know, —Cat- terpilars eat flies and other insects such as ants, misca- tos and others like that. Also they eat leaves, plum leaves and in short all kinds and some flowers to.” some have baby catterpilars, in short all of them. Catter- pilars drink water, in ‘short everything they can get. Catterpilars, I cannot say much more about catterpilars, but one good rool is never throw a catterpilar at a man or anybody for it gives them such a fright. i have told you all they eat, drink, how many legs it has and the rool. A catterpilar can climb, you cannot. Ma be some of you can, i cant, but most of the things that a catterpilar can do we cannot, and most of the things that_we can do they cannot,—Scven-sear-old girl in Ruffalo Express. When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria When she had Children, she gave them Castoria A little boy of five went with his mother to make a | call. The lady of the house, who was very fond of children, told him she intended to ask his mother to let her have him, ‘Don’t you think that your mother would let_ me buy you?”’she asked. “*No,"" he said, “you haven't got money enough.” ** How much would it take?" she asked ree hundred dollars,” he an- swered_ promptly “T think T could you come to me "he said’ with decision, mamma wouldn't sell me ae iayhess “There are five of us and mamma wouldn't like to break the set,"—Har- per's Young People. Mrs, Winsiow's Sootiinc Syrup for Children Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrhara, "25 cents a bottle, “I thank you, sir," she sweetly said, And took the seat with gracious ease. Ilis hand went wildly to his head— He died right there of heart disease. Washington Capital. Customer "1 can't pay two cents for a handful of kindling.” Corner grocer if you're not particular you might use clothes-pins at five cents peck. They're the only thing that comes cheaper than kindling." — Vans We A funny story is going the rounds of the press of a Binghamton young lady who found a horse-shoe, and wishing for good luck placed it under her pillow with her false teeth! In the morning in the hurry of dress- ing she substituted the shoe for the teeth and wore it for some time before the mistake was discovered. —£/- mira Advertiser, —10— CENTS PACKAGE. ‘An all-tobacco, Long Filler Cigarette, the most. delicious “and. wholesome smoke ever offered for the money. CONSOLIDATED, CIGARETTE. Co. ‘hve. D and soth St, New THE CELEBRATED PIANOS 5 Aro at present the Most Popular and Preferred by Leading Artists, Warerooms, 149, 151, 153, 165 East 14th St., W. Y. SOHMER «& CO., Apmuruna, Pa, 1318 Chestnut 5% taco, Tht 2 e'Street’: Sax Fuakersces Ce, Union Giso Bunidiag’? && 522 Olive Street; Kansas City, Mo., Toye Se | — UDGE $25 CARL PRETZEL'S PHILOSOPHY. Der fery oxistence of der ooniferse vas a shtandin | memorial of der gootness of its Creator. Der feller dot shtood beer-saloons around looking for someting to did vas pooty sure to have sore yyes. ‘Angels vas a goot much habbier as men on ackound dhey vas enchoy more enlarged knowledges, und don’d | vas afflickted mit vash ladies bills. ‘The masterpiece of modern art, ** THE ANGELUS,” by . F. Millet, recently sold at the great Secretan sale in aris to an American for one hundred and ten thousand | dollars. A magnificent copy of this wonderful painting, a duplicate in size, coloring and effect, made especially for the Judge publishing company by the famous house of Boussod, Valadon & Co. of Paris, will be furnished free to yearly subscribers to either Jupce or Frank Leslie's Mlustrated Newspaper whose subscriptions are received during the months of February and March. Jupce. is the G yhtest satirical paper in the world. 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