Judge — February 15, 1890 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Nolen, Wholesale Azent 118 Chestaut St. Philadelphia, A BOSTON POEM OF PASHION. Adapted to latitude 42.2t north ; longitude 71.3 west. My Emerson is on the shelf, my Browning on the floor ; ‘The abstract entity of self is lost forevermore. No sleep at lectures now I take; in church I barely doze ; O'er Tolstot's page I keep awake, or mildly comatose. ‘There comes no salutary calm from physical research ; ‘Theosophy, which once could balm, has left me in the lurch, In vain I seek to drown my care in copious draughts of tea, At afternoons and evenings, where should dwell philos- ophy. How can I win thy well-kept heart, thy perfect pulse- less hand? Teach me to play a lover's part which thou wilt under- stand, For thee I'd cut my flowing locks, my club, my nearest friend, Buddha abjure, turn orthodox, abide in the south end, Be just like any common man. . words are wild ; T hold the gray Chicagoan below the Boston child ! Bat, pshaw ! my ‘Some day, when even Ibsen fails to be misunderstood, ‘Thy heart may know what grief assails the beautiful and good ! James Jeffrey Rocke in New York Tribune, “HAPPY CAL.” BRICE, A rainbow chaser nowadays must be a man of nerve, And ¢’en he be a railroad king, may smash up on a curve, But if he holds a heavy purse his game he'll sure entice, And he'll slide into the senate just like jolly Calvin Brice. What cares he if O-H-I-O stands up and shakes her fist ? Aman who chases rainbows cannot let a trick be missed ; But he'll tap his barrel of boodle and not stop to ask the price, For he's aiming for the senate, is this sturdy Calvin Brice, This chasing rainbows seems to be about the proper thing, And the chap who's got the boodle now can shoot them on the wing. If he simply rolls his barrel along and does the thing up nice Why, he’s bound to reach the senate as did wealthy Calvin Brice, —C. E. 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Smiley in the Warren (Ohie) Tribune, A million little microbes Were dancing in the sun; ‘There came a bitter, killing frost And then there was but one. This lonely little microbe Pouted his little lip, And said, “I wish I too was dead, Because I've lost my grip !" Boston Transcript, No wonder Patti wears fine clothes And diamonds at her throat ; It's got so now that even birds Won't sing in their old coat. And this reverses these old words . * Fine feathers do not make fine birds.” Binghamton Republican, Established Bot. Bent & Co's celebrated hand-made water crackers. Guaranteed absolutely pure. Hand-made from choicest flour. They are easy of digestion. Recom- mended by eminent ph: cians both sides the Atlan- tic. Get only the genuine, which bear the stamp of the makers. For more than = four-score years the Crack- ers have been unequaled for their excellence and their superior keeping qualities. They are sold by first-class grocers everywhere. BENT & CO. Milton, Mass. 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