Judge — February 15, 1890 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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An awful hoosier man has come to our house to stay, ‘Vo grease our father's wagon up an’ feed the horses ‘To shoo Whe turkeys out the barn an’ turn the rooster loose ; ‘To milk the geese an’ feed the dog an’ put the cow to roost ; And all us other children, when the eveni done, We gather round the hired man an’ has the mostest fun Aclistenin’ to the awful lies his jaglets tells about, ‘An’ the White Capsll git you if hores is Watch Out He says ‘at down in Kokomo the skeeters is so big ‘The people there can't sleep at all, but jist sit up an” dig; ‘An’ down in Posey county, where the folks don’t wear a dud, ‘They fight ‘em and they bite ‘em and they suck out all their blood ; And that if you abuse your wife an’ lick ‘er too, why then Ver house’ll be surrounded by the snolly-goster men, An’ they'll snake you through the winder ‘fore you know what you're about, An’ the White Caps'll git you if you Don't Watch Ou. Once the’ was a deacon man ‘at used to make long rayers, Till finally his wife took sick and climbed the golden stairs ; But the hired girl that lived with ‘em before his wife | got ill, She kept on livin’ jist the same, and seemed to fill the il ; So they sent him word they's comin’ and he skipped out with ‘er, but ‘They hunted till they found ‘im, which was down at | ‘Terry Hut; So they give ‘im tar and feathers ‘fore he knew what he's about, An’ the White Caps'll git you if you Don't Jeper has received the new catalogue of the International Carriage Company of Buffalo, which is & masterpiece of typog- and shows that this company is competent to py vehicles of the highest and best wor ‘The Chinese begin the new year by paying their debts. Tt will be Temembered that the ‘Chinese are heathen. —Buffalo Express. Subscriber —' What is the definition of the word intermittent?” Edifor—'* Trying to flirt with a wo- man who is sitting in a rocking-chair by a window.”— Morning Journal. 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