Judge — February 15, 1890 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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A thrifty and most economical dame Owned a pair of tine fowls, whose fair qualities came Through a line of fine fowis of an egg sellent ame. And madam the hen had a musical way Of duly announcing an egg every day, While Sir Cockalorum would join in the lay. And once on a time in the cold of the year, When eggs they were scarce and when eggs they were dear, Still daily their cackle was truthful and clear, And ere their commendable labors did cease A bountiful basketful showed the increase, All fresh and all fair and worth four cents apiece. Since eggs they were scarce and since eggs they were high, ‘The thrifty old dame with a natural sigh (For she liked a good egg) put the basketful by. “In the list of my sins,” with decision said she, “The sin of eggstravagance never shall be ; Such eating is quite too eggspensive for me.” It chanced when the far-away farmers had heard The price of good eggs that their spirits were stirred ‘To send in by car-loads the fruit of the bird. And long ere these efforts for profit did cease ‘An overstocked market had felt the increase, ‘And eggs—they were selling for one cent apiec ‘The thrifty old dame with a heart that was gay Brought forth her full basket without a delay From where she so lately had stowed it away. “The price has come down while the eggs are yet Sweet,” She said, “which will give me a plenty to eat ; At twelve cents a dozen they're cheaper than meat.”* Mrs. George Archibald, THE SHOW AGENT. ‘The stairway was long and crooked and the little man was short-winded. He arrived a than just about enough breath, ““H'lo! h'lo, old cha—aw ! fie isn't in. Aw! dooced bahd, y'know. Want to see Mr. Turfie, Jolly cove. Not in, eh? ‘The man at the desk wrote a head to a political arti- cle and put it in the box. “Aw! You c'nected with papah?” ‘The man at the desk was. He edited four sheets of South Omaha market reports as he said so. “Name's Johnson. See it on the back of this little sheet. Ahead of Miss Plantagenet Velms. ‘Thought I'd drop in—oh, by the way, was in Omaha ten years ago. Te man at the desk said yes. He then changed the wording of the pious editor's copy to make it read * rep- rehensible negligence” ence.” ** How time does fly !" It did, said the man at the desk, as he cut down a | police-court story from half a column to four lines and | marked it add “Town Talk.” ** Miss Velms 's great actress, Played four hundred | and three nights before the crowned heads. Crowned | heads delighted. Crowned heads always delighted. I'm in ‘vance of her. Name's Johnson. makes big change in town like Omaha. It did, the man at the desk said, while his scissors went in for another session on the loathsome contempo- rary. ‘Then he swooped. pa‘d’n, | Mr. Ture Miss Velms ‘s been Australia, Diamond necklace farewell night. Bouquets. Affect- ing, very. Nice town, this. Haven't been here seven years. People here always favorites Miss Velms, ‘Pre- iates ‘em highly. ‘Spose glad know she's coming. Leave you little advance notice?" ‘And the little man dumped upon the desk of the man : Fourteen pages of manuscript, three-fourths of which were adjectives of the superlative breed. ‘Three engravings representing Miss Velms s. ‘Twelve slips cut from other newspapers relative to Miss Velms's excellently divine work, | Twenty-three dito, dito, dit, Miss Velms's dresses. containing’ the name of Mr. I, S. Johnson, | with the added information that he is in advance of | Miss Velms. “Omaha has grown in last ‘leven years, hasn't she?” he chirped as he departed. “She has,” said the man at the desk as he shot the blue pencil coursing through the clamor of ** Vox Pop- uli” about viaduct bonds. * e's Johnson. Other side leaf. 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