Judge — February 1, 1890 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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GOOD - NIGHT. 66 QQ OOD-NIGHT, good-nigh him speak = _ These words with manly grace (On parlor sofa dim, and eke Along the hall-way's space ; But when they gained the outer door His courage seemed to flinch, For though he said good-night once more He didn't budge an inch, * Good-night, good-night."”. "Twas very hant To say that last good-night ! Long shadows swept the garden swant, The moon climbed high and bright. ‘That it was late seemed really plain To every sense—yet, no— Except to say good-night again He made no break to go. *Tis late no longer—early now ‘The hour has grown, and chill; ‘The dawn creeps o'er the mountain's brow— “ Good-night,"* he murmurs still, “ Good-ni "— from window overhead A voice in accents strange Remarks—" Young man, it's time you sald Good-morning, for 3 change.” MADELINE. 8. nRIDGRS. [the holiday season ‘tis found ‘That gifted people abound. A SCARE AT THE QUARTERS. Mrs. ALLizoxr—" Run git de gun, Rufus! I knowed I'd find a man undah d’ baid SPARE the rod and—catch no fish, ‘one 'r dese days.” SUNSHINE AND ITS SHADOWS. LET laugh who can—weep who must. Preserve the light of thy friend's smiles for a rainy day. A well-spring of happiness bubbles forth in a laugh like aril, The steady radiance from loving eyes is more potent than a tropic sun in warming hearts benumbed. Darkness is a negative condition whose only remedy is light, and the negative evil yields but to the positive good. There are those in whom the ripple of a laugh calls forth no visions of the secrets which such a gracious, gliding stream may cover. Ephemera might well imagine that the light of the sun is forever quenched when it leaves the world in darkness for the third part of a day. But we of the larger reason and the larger growth find that the world emerges from its darkness THE ANTI-DISTURBER, FOR THEATRE USE, as often as it is submerged. And yct we are so slow to draw How our friend Billy Sweetser with the phenomenal laugh had the new device sprung on him, the parallel! A shadow crosses our horizon, and lo! “the end is come,” we say, and sit down with palms turned help- OLD CHOCOLATE’S JOCOSERIOUS CHAT. lessly to the heavens, Will we never learn that the sun of one’s life may N° KIN’ ob a coat an’ hat ull change a monkey intoe a man. _ set and yet rise again? Yo’ kin teach de monkey a-many tings, but he nebbah fawgit he shines. Gibbin’ a mad man advice an’ stonin’ a dog am much de same in effeck. De numbah ob a dead man’s kin ‘pends on how much money he dun lef’. De sight ob a gad am laikly toe make a pick- aninny yell wus dan de hu’t ob hit. Aftah yo’ dun heah bof sides ob a quar'l yo’ er ap toe want toe heah someun dat dun see hit. Ef yo’ wife lubs convahsashen yo’ er ap toc tink dat de deaf man a’n’t so mis'ble aftah all. A“ good-mawnin’” doan’ soun’ half so cawjul wen de, man w'at says hit wantoe borrer yo" ax. De man w'at gocs bar'foot toe sabe ‘is boots er laikly toe die an’ let someun else w'ar um out. Ef dar er a stain on de gingham yo’ bettah look fo’ hit. De man dat sells de gingham won't piint hit out, J. Ac WALDHON, KATHRINE GROSJBAN, A WASTE OF WATER. SHE stood looking out at the “There's a waste of water,” she said finally. “Yes,” he returned, “terrible waste, isn’t it Chet AT A LEGATION RECEPTION. DOWN IN THE COAL MINES. Miss FuLter —‘* When our Americans go to China they build railroads, start live enterprises, and z ss z are of great benefit to your country. When a Chinaman comes here he is content to open a laundry. “+ MINERS have a very hard Ii : How do yoo account for 7 “Yes; they're always in a hole.” MANDARIN Hit Rick —* Melicans need hleep more cleaning.” comicbooks.com