Judge — January 4, 1890 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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SENTENC those who meddle with love Without love the verest labor is entered upon with enthusiasin. Some one hath basely detined gratitude favors to come. come ever from base minds. 1s a lively expectation of Base definitions A selfish course once decided upon, or desired. it is cu perceive how all things arise and point unselfishly to its justification, Prayer rises from hearts in distress as naturally as perfume from crushed may be as inta less as the ot jous to flowers; and one ble and word- Duty may consign love to the darkness and the silence of the grave, but it cannot prevent the miracle of its resurrection in the bloom that covers it. So closely is man’s moral nat- ure connected with and depend- ent upon “his physical, that any- thing which is physically injurious is sure to prove in a greater or less degree morally deteriorating. PASSED BY ALL meddlers there are none who work results so disastrous as. FOR THE NEW YEAR. RIXc out, oh bells of every sect Peal joyously the new-year chime, And all the weal we all expect. Ring out the bustle and the bang, Ring out the dudes and pug- dogs too; Ring out lorgnettes ado, And dripping skirts that bobbing hang, without Ring out the need for Latin, Greek, Ring out the mixed tongues, slang and all, And when we go to make a call Let us converse in Volapak. Ring out the “rings "—the comers keen That corner many a man of wits Ring in some good laws made to fit And not by Jazevers on out hard times and dire suspense, in less. greed, Ring kindlier great plenty through the land: Ring in a rain of common cents. THE JUDGE, test service is arduous labor; with it, the se- . Ga Hokey A RAPID-TRANSIT ACCESSORY. time I've been in to that nabob's I've come out on my BROTHERS ALL. PLuto —" Mike !” Mikn—* Pfwhat is it?” PLuto— "*Are you there ?” Mik “*Oi am?” PiuTo—" Blow through my trunk, will you? ‘There's a peanut stuck in it, E think.” WHAT THEY ALL RECEIVED. M8: JEREMIAH CARRAWAY wanted a rest; but it was twins. David Bunker Hill prayed for an ace—and he got it; but the other man held a roy The little king of Spain expected an ark on the tree and received a box on the ear. Susan B. Anthony was dead sure she was to get a nomi and she got—Ieft. ; Lord Tennyson expected a check from the princess; but it was n order for another birthday-ode. Henry Irving wanted some beef for his shanks and got only one little calf. tion Young Hobson Bobson was hoping for side-whiskers and he caught the mumps. Gent a cuff. ‘The postman on our block dreamed of a remembrance and was given the letter that never came. ‘The czar of all the Russias ex- pected a bomb and, sure enough, his wife made him a custard pud- ding. Sarah Bernhardt wanted a new bedstead and received twelve yards of lead pipe. Annie, the begyar’s daughter, wanted a collar; but she got Queen Victoria hung up her stocking with a longing for more jubilee purses and got a new stocking. What we all expected: the earth with a wire fence around it. What we all got: a piece of the wire. De WITT STRRRY A WARNING TO RASH BOYS. UST a great bi Just a little boy Just some c turkey, am and «: Happiness and joy Just some deviled lobster Little boy must take; D head, an’ d GmOS}RAN got th'longest flight of stone steps you ever see.” comicbooks.com