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JUDGE MULSION Of Pure Cod Liver Oil with Hypophosphites Of Lime and Soda. There are emulsions and emulsions, and there ts still much skimmed mille whieh ‘as cream, Try us hey wilt many manufacturers cannot 20 dlaqutse their cod liver oll as to make 4 palatable to srnsitive stomachs. Scott's Emulsion of PURE NORWEGIAN CO! LIVER OIL, combined with Hypophos- Bhites te almost as palatable as, milk, ‘this reason as well as for the fact Of ihe stimulating qualities of the Hipe- phoephtes, Ph iy pre- CONSUMPTION, SCROFULA, BRONCHITIS and CHRONIC COUGH or SEVERE COLD, All Druggists sell dt, but do sure ‘the genuine, as there are poor tmitationss ¢ CARL UPMANN’S BOUQUET CICAR. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. All genuine Cart Uratann's Bovover Cicars have a band bearing his name, as in above cut. This is the finest three-for-a- quarter cigar manufactured in the world. For the past eight years it has been sold by the leading jobbers in the United States, and has steadily increased in popularity and volume, and to-day itstands without a rival. For sale by all first-class Retail- ‘ors and by the following well-known Jobbers: 5, Warger & Co. Ges, Wight & Bro, Mivwaate, Ws Seco Wellacer AC, Milwaaice, Wie Harrison, Furrogion & Con, Mianespeta, Sine Can, 8 Loa Bo. Omi Garett & Sees, Colamben Beran & silrman, Atlante, Ga, Alvoqeerqes,¥ 8. Savassah, Ga. on PISTOLS 75¢ “Warcuts, cl bs tonatl, Obie IL, More & Cony Nashville, Teas, 8. Guchenbelne HUB GORE SHOES are all insured for 14 years free. They cost from $3.00 to $15.00. | | They look better, fit better, feel better, and last longer than all others. Every shoe-store sells them. SNox CUT orEx To sHow WRART TRADE ~ MARK HER MISTAKE. “Seems to me, Miss Jimburg, you are rather cool this evening. Shall I stir up the fire?” Lemuel Gagstatter turned sidewise in his chair, crossed one leg over the other and smiled a slow, labo rious, poorly lubricated smile, You needn't trouble yourself, Mr, Gagstatter. [Pause.] Unless you are cold yourself, of course.” “Thanks. I won't.” ‘There was another pause, during which the cat on the hearth got up, stretched herself, and walked solemn- ly out of the room, ‘The two young people were now unrestrained by the presence of a third party, but still they did not warm towards each other. “* You have some reason, of course, Miss Jimburg, for the frosty way you are acting this evening. If it isn’t too much trouble and you feel equal to the job I should take it as a sort of favor if you would open up an explanation of some kind.” “You were a candidate for a county office, I believe, Mr. Gagstatter “Twas, What has that to do"— “And you were not elected, if I am correctly in- formed ?* “Twas not. The office was one I did not care a snap for, anyhow.” “And you let that thick-skulled, cringing, crawling, bow-legged snipe of a Pete McPelican beat you and carry your own precinct against you by seventy-three majority ?" “* Miss Jimburg,” said the young man rising, ‘if my defeat for a Ittle one-horse office worth $900 a year has turned you against me it would hardly be worth while, L suppose, to mention the fact that I made $2,760 out of the election, I had a few friends out quietly scooping in all bets that my friends were making on me. I cleaned them out, young woman; got ail they had. ‘That doesn't make any difference,’ of course. I only mention it to"— “Why, I don’t know,” ingly. “If you really didn Mr. Gagstatier, why “— “No,” interrupted the young man as he moved to- wards the door, ‘it doesn't make any difference. I might say, if it'was worth while, that I am going to start a first-class oyster-house, a thundering sight finer than Peter McPelican’s, in about two weeks" —— ** Don't go, Lemuel ‘* With a pastry and confectionery department "— ** Lemuel, dear "— **Good-evening, Miss Jimburg.” He was gone, and the sound of his footsteps, as he left the house, seemed to smite upon her ear with the melancholy plunk, plunk of a girlish young life's fond- est hopes dropping swiftly, one after another, into the soup of adversity.—Chicago Tribune, Miss Jimburg, hesitat- care for the office, Le— “REX WHEAT" “Mush,” Graham Gems, Furnishes strength to body and makes delicious Brown Bread, mind. breakfast ete. THE HONEST OLD TOAD. O, a queer little chap is the honest old toad, ‘A funny little fellow is he ; Living under the stone by the side of the road, *Neath the shade of the old willow tree. He is dressed all in brown from his tocs to his crown, Save his vest that is silvery white ; He takes a long nap in the heat of the day, And walks in the cool, dewy night, * Raup, youp !" says the frog From his home in the bog, But the toad he says never a word ; He tries to be good, like the children who should Be seen, but never be heard. When winter grows near, Mr. Toad goes to bed, And he sleeps as sound as a top, But when May blossoms follow soft April showers He comes out with a skip, jump and hop He changes his dress only once, I confess— Every spring, and his old worn-out coat, With trousers and waistcoat, he rolls in a ball And stufis the whole thing down his throat, * Kerruk kerruk !" says the frog, From his home in the bog, But the toad he says never a word ; He tries to be good, like the children who should Be seen, but never be heard. the Presbyterian, CONSUMPTION CURED. ‘An old physician, retired from practice, had placed in his hands by t Indian missionary the formula of a simple vegetable remedy for the speedy and permanent cure of Con: sumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all Throat and Lung Affections, also a positive and radical cure for Nervous Eebility and all Nervous Complaints. . Having tested its won- derful curative powers in thousands of cases, and desiring to felieve human suffering, I will send free of charge to all who wish it, this recipe in German, French or English, with full directions for preparing and using. Sent by mall by addressi with stamp, naming this paper, W, A. Noves, 60 Powers SrBUSHe, Bar RY'S oS Tricopherous FOR OS THE HAIR i ‘AB elegant dressing ex- quisitely med, removes il imparttee from the ec, events, baldness and irs and canses the batt to grow “hick, Salt and Beantl- fal. Infaliitle for curing erap- Mons, dieeases of tho glands, muscles and Integumente, and relieving cuts, burns, bruises, sprains, &c. Price,60 Cents. All Druggists. BARCLAY & CO., New York STEINWAY The Standard Pianos .*. World! The Largest Establishment in Existence. Warerooms: Steinway Hall, New York. a aia apa ah na ATH. HOFF Ro aur uP ONE! aU pr CA STEPH ITMAN & SON, “pluvenTors avo SoLE Mawes, -:- PHILADELPHIA. 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