Judge — December 7, 1889 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Two WEEKS THINK OF IT! lucer there can be SCOTT'S EMULSION Of Pure Cod Liver Oil and Hy sa Of Lime and wie Pat out a rival day CONSUMPTION, SCROFULA, BRONCHITIS, COUGHS AND COLDS, AND ALL FORMS’ OF WASTING DiS EASES 48 PALATABLE 48 MILK, sure you gens here poor imlcations. CARL UPMANN’S BOUQUET CIGAR. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. All genuine Cart. Urmaxn's Bovovet Cicars have a band bearing his name, as in above cut. This is the finest three-for-a- quarter cigar manufactured in the work years it has been sold by the leadi nd has steadily increased in popularity and volume, and to-day it'stands without a rival. For sale by all first-class Hetall ers and by the following well W Wer & Co, New Yor. For the past eight jobbers in the United States, ‘Seca Weacer & Co. iter, Foriegn Sg. ac beet Baar Fearn ich se POWELL & CLENEST, 140 Main Street, PISTOLS T5¢ jctanatl, Obla ‘L-A-D-I-E-S o Value_a Refined Complexion MUST USE POZZONI'S MEDICATED COMPLEXION orarseate. In three shades} pink or fleak, white, a FOR SALE WY All Droggists and Faacy Goods Dealers Everywhere, BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. To Quiet Your Nerves, Smoke | THE EDITOR AND THE COW. We were the victim yesterday of one of the most dis- tressing accidents ever known in Mifflin Center. Yes- terday morning our wife took occasion to do the family washing, having been kept from it earlier in the wee by being very busy putting up our winter supply of apple-butter. Among other articles of wearing apparel which she included in the wash was our white vest, rightly thinking that the white-vest days were about over, and intending to do it up and lay it away against the return of the next picnic season. Now, unbe- known to her, in the lower right-hand pocket of this vest there was a large roll of bills, twelve ones and a two—fourteen dollars in all. She did not discover the roll, and after having washed the garment thoroughly she hung it out on the line in the back yard to dry. All might yet have been well had it not been for Mr. Fer- denbaugh’s large brindle cow, which is well known to most of our citizens. While our wife was in the parlor visiting a moment with Mrs. Parmley, who called to see how to make her grape-preserves jell, this beast—she deserves no better name—broke through our back gate and deliberately ate up our vest, money and all. When | our wife reached the scene of trouble the beast was just | but she only tosse, swallowing the last bill with evident relish. Our wife seized the mop and rushed at the marauding intruder, her head, kicked sideways with both hind feet, and, leaping lightly over the fence, trotted off switching her tail defiantly. Neither the vest nor the money, we are sorry to say, seemed to have any bad effect on her scoundrelly good health, Our wife imme- diately informed us of the accident, and we instantly called on Mr, Ferdenbaugh and demanded that the ani- mal be slaughtered, doubting not that we should find our money in the first of that suite of stomachs with which we learn from physiology the cow is provided. ‘This Mr. Ferdenbaugh refused to assent to. He plead- ed that he was a poor man, and, as he had recently bought the cow, that all of his ready money was in her. We naturally replied that all of our ready money wa her too, but it failed to move him, It was a take it all around, but one about which nothing can be done. Our wife's excuse for not looking in the pockets before she began her laundry operations is that she had gone through our pockets for money for twenty years and never found any, and had therefore become dis: couraged. And, if the reader will believe it, that beast of a cow had the effrontery about the middle of the af- ternoon to lie down under a tree directly opposite our house and contentedly chew her cud—remasticating our fourteen dollars, we doubt not.—Mifflin Center (Pa.) Blade, “CABINET SEKT.” German champagne is the purest and best in the world—a select wine of the aristocracy. Depot, 87 Wall street. HOW TO CLASSIFY ROSES. ‘The dog rose—for duces. he blush rose—for bridles, ‘The thorn rose—for scdlis. ‘The tea rose—for old niaids. The prairie rose—for settlers. he hedge rose—for the poor. ‘The cabbage rose—for tailors, ‘The Banksia rose—for bankers. he button rose—for bachelors, ‘The white rose—for young ladies. ‘The gloria rose—for the Feligious. ‘The moss rose—for married ladies. ‘The pink rose—for young matrons. he damask rose—for masked balls, ‘The wild rose—for men about town. ‘The golden yellow rose—for the rich. 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