Judge — December 7, 1889 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE The Clements Safe Is a wrought-iron, fire-proof, com. bination-lock safe ; is made in all sizes, and sells from $35 upward, including cost of delivery at any rail- road.station east of Rocky Mount- ins, Send for illustrated catalogue. ‘M. CLEMENTS, Cincinnati, 0, Established 1859. BARNEY & BERRY SKATES CATALOGUE FREE. SPRINGFIELD.MA West Shore Railroad N.Y. C. @ H. B. R. RB. CO., LESSEE. VIA WEST SHORE OF WORLD-FAMED HUDSON RIVER. POPULAR ROUTE FOR BUSINESS AND PLEASURE TRAVEL. Magnificent Sleeping Cars Without Change, New York and Boston to Buffalo, Toronto, Detroit, | Toledo, Chicago and St. Louis. Sleeping Cars New York to Toronto Exelosively by this. Route Tickets via West Shore on sale at all ticket offices in the United States and Canada. Ask for tickets via West Shore and see that they read via this route. POPULAR THEATRES. NEW YORK CITY. ACADEMY—1gth st., cor. Irving place. Eve. 8:15; Sat. Mat. s. Gilmore & Tompkins, Proprietors and Managers, QND YEAR. DENMAN THOMPSON, THE OLD HOMESTEAD, HAPPINESS ASSURED, Dr. Williams’ Indian Pile Ointment will cure blind, bleeding, and itching piles when all other ointments have failed. It absorbs the tumors, allays the itching at_once, acts as a poultice, gives instant relief, Dr. Williams’ Indian Pile Ointment is prepared only for piles and itching of the private parts, and nothing else. Every box is warranted. Sold by druggists, or seat by mail on receipt of price, soc. and $1.00 per box. Wittiams M'r'G Co., Prop's, Cleveland, O. O. L. Down's HEALTH Exercis! TOR BRADI-WOREERS & CEOEVTARY PEOPLE Gentlemen, Ladies, Youths; the Athlete or Invalid. A coo gymoasium. ee ‘compret cheap, ried eisiaaa, 18 sormetditars nod otbers now ugiae ts Seed Bria aclauas® Bal Galvare, 9 Haat 16th et, New York. sole is Foes | permanently cured. HE KNEW. A teacher was telling her little boys about temptation | and showing how it sometimes came in the most attract- | ive attire. ‘She used as an illustration the paw of a cat. jow,”” said she, ‘you have all seen the paw of a cat. It is as soft as velvet, isn't it?” ** Yesem,” from the class. “And you have seen the paw of a dog ?” Yesem.” Well, although the cat's paw seems like velvet, there is, nevertheless, concealed in it something that hurts. What ? No answer. “The dog bites,” said the teacher, when he is in an- but what does the cat do?” Scratches,” replied the boy. Correct,” said the teacher, nodding her head approv- ingly. ‘* Now, what has the cat got that the dog hasn't ?” *“* Whiskers,” said a boy on the back seat; and the titter that ran’around the class brought the lesson to an end,— Young Catholic, ge A QUERY AND A MORAL. “Boiled in twenty minutes, digested in three, ‘boiled in three,” digested—never? Moral: ‘* Eat Rex Wheat.” CARL PRETZEL'S PHILOSOPHY. Der mishtook of a minoot could been der unhabiness of a life-times, Efery skiduation in life vas hafe a lite side und a dark side. Der feller dot pays der brinter ub hafe all der sun, Vhen you vas shuckful mit demplerenz und self- denials, dhen you vas able to mishtood bleasure und suffer pains, Vhile shustice vas der post dot holts ub der whole hooman building, mercy vas der chenial ray dot cheers ub der hapitations of mens CONSUMPTION SURELY CURED, ‘To THE EDITOR—Please inform your readers that I have a positive remedy for the above-named disease. By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been I shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy free to any of your readers who have con- sumption, if they will send me their express and post- office address. Respectfully, T, A. SLocum, M. C., 181 Pearl Street, New York. South Dakota's capital is the Pierre of the realm.— Omaha Bee. The El choes says the story ‘tA Prince in Petticoats s written by Mrs, Samuel [L.. Clemens. ‘The author's name is given as “* Olive Langford," and Mrs, Clemens’s maiden’ name. was Olivia Langdon. STWOULD FETCH ‘EM. If registrars were ladies, With eyes as black as hades, Fair and petite, With laughter sweet, As many a Buckeye maid is, A simple invitation ‘To come for registration Would bring all men With ink and pen With trifing hesitation. Whate'er the voter's trade is Or his complexion’s shade is, He'd go and sign In rain or shine, If registrars were ladies. —Columbus Dispatch, ADAMANT WALL PLASTER. The advertisement of Adamant Wall Plaster, made | by the Adamant Manufacturing Company, of Syracuse, appears in JUDGE, and it is an innovation worthy of the attention of all 1s who intend to erect new or repair old buildings. Having had experience with Adamant Plaster for several years and tested it in actual use, we unhesitatingly commend it to the favorable considera- tion of all. {tis particularly desirable for public build. ings and churches. Besides its qualities of hardness, adhesiveness, and marble-like smoothness, it has the very valuable one of resisting fire. If persons building would be careful to use this material, and plaster dow to the floor and behind casings and wainscoting, it would render it much more difficult for fire to get into walls, It is well known that whatever material retards fire in its early stage is of the greatest value. It is with pleasure we learn that “Adamant” is coming into gen- eral use. ‘The man who blew it out instead of turning it off looked a gassed.— Front. © THE GREENWAY BREWING (©. svRacise,ny © Combines all the properties of the best known TABLE WATERS With Remarkable Medicinal Properties. It is especially beneficial to all persons of sedentary habits. ONEITA SPRING COMPANY, UTICA, N. Y. J. M. BELL & CO., 81 Broadway, New York. EARL & WILSON S LINEN COLLARS & Holiday Announcement. EXTRAORDINARY DISPLAY OF THE RICHEST SILKS AND BROCADES For Evening, Dinner, and Reception Dresses. 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