Judge — November 30, 1889 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE 129 Bermuda Bottled. “You must go to Bermuda. If ou do not I will not be responsi- le for the juences.” * But, doctor, I can afferd neither the time nor the money.” “ Well, if that is impossible, try SCOTT'S MULSION OF PURE NORWECIAN COD LIVER OIL. I sometimes call it Bermuda Bot- ted, and many cases of Bowens Cougho or Severe Cold I have CURED with it; and the Advantage is that the most sensl- tive stomach can take it, Another thing which commends it Is th stimulating properties of the H; gopher ites which it contal: ou will find it for sale at yo i Original SCOTT'S EMULSION © CARL UPMANN’S BOUQUET CICAR. EWARE OF IMITATION: All genuine Cart. Uruann’s Bovouet Cicars have a band bearing his name, as in above cut, This is the finest three-for-a- quarter cigar manufactured in the world. For the past eight Years ithas been sold by the leading jobbers in the United States and has steadily increased in popularity and volume, and to-da it stands without a rival. For sale by all first-class Retal ‘era and by the following well-known Jobbers: Ges, re 2eeed Wellaver A C2, Milwaates, Wi Harrie, Ferrcgten & Con, Micseapeta, Mis Je} Brot a CoB Lay Di. Stenie & Cox, Omada, 4.8, Brown & Brow, Deover, Col. cae a PISTOLS 75¢ GUN Richard D. Bakrow, Lasts ‘8 Soa See the New Game, REDOUBT FOR OLD AND YOUNG. Sold by all STATIONERS AND TOY DEALERS, Price, 61.00, D. L. Down's HEALTH EXeRcisER. VOR URADI-WOREERS » GEDENTART PEOPLE iSreie A Snegoeretmartte, he Ue, duratie comprehensive, cheap. 10- see ataere cow aalarte Seed Fortifd circular, Qeng’s:ny barge, Prof, j fontife’ Physical and Vocal I Galiare,0 Hast athe, Now York. FACIAL DEVELOPMENT. Will mail you rules to develop muscles of cheeks and neck to make them plump and BB rosy, fully illustrated, for 80 Cents. Also rules for Dumb-bells to develop every muscle of the limbs and body for $0 cents additional, fully illustrated. Prof. D. L. Down, Scien titic, Physical and Vocal Culture. | Address, No. M4 School, 9 East I4th Street, New York. | HE WANTED TO KNOW. He wanted to know how God made the worl’ | Out er nothin’ at all ; Wy He didn’ make it square, like a block or a brick, Stid er roun’, like a ball ; How it managed to stay held up in the air, An’ w'y it didn’t fall ; All sich kin’ er things, above an’ below, He wanted to know. He wanted to know An’ if the two fit; Who hit Billy Patterson over the head, If he ever got hit; An’ where Moses wuz w’en the candie went out, An’ if others were lit; If he couldn’ find these out, w’y his cake wuz all dough, An’ he wanted to know. vho Cain had for a wife, An’ he wanted to know ‘bout original sin, An‘ about Adam's fall ; If the snake hopped aroun’ on the end of his tail Before doomed to crawl, An‘ w'at would hev happened if Adam hedn’ et The ol” apple at all ; ‘These ere kind er things seemed ter fill him ‘ith woe, ‘An’ he wanted to know. An’ he wanted to know w’y some folks wuz good An’ some folks wuz mean ; W’y some folks wuz middlin’ an’ some folks wuz fat ‘An’ some folks wuz lean, An’ some folks wuz very learned an’ wise An’ some folks der green ; All these kin’ er things they troubled him so That he wanted to know. An' so he fired conundrums aroun’, For he wanted to know ; An’ his nice crop er taters did rot in the groun’, An’ his cabbage wouldn't grow ; For it took so much time to ask questions like these, He'd no time to hoe ; He wanted to know if these things were so, Course he wanted to know. An’ his cattle they died an’ his horses grew sick, se they didn’t hev no hay; An’ his creditors pressed him to pay up his bills, But he'd no time to pay, For he had to go roun’ askin’ questions, you know, By night an’ by day, He'd no time to work, for they troubled him so, An’ he wanted to know. ‘An’ now in the poor-house he travels aroun’ In jest the same way, An’ asks the same questions right over ag’in, By night an’ by da But he hain’t foun’ no feller can answer ‘em yit, An’ he’s ol’ an’ he’s gray: But these same ol’ conundrums they trouble him so ‘That he still wants to know. SW. Foss in the Yankee Blade, “CABINET SEKT.” German champagne is the purest and best in the world—a select wine of the aristocracy. Depot, 87 Wall street. A brush between two artists should result in a draw. | —Chicago Tribune, ee | Who will be courageous enough to sit on the barbed- | wire trust ?—Kochester Herald. GOOD AND BAD PICTURES. Illustrated journalism seems in a majority of in- stances to have gone to seed. Such blotches and ver- itable caricatures of men and things as are almost daily seen in newspapers of even otherwise good reputations are astonishing. If illustrating cannot be well done it better by far be omitted. Such journals as Harper's Weekly, Frank Leslie's and JUDGE. have facilities for | turning out pictures which delight the eye and inform the understanding. But in so many other journalistic instances the noble pictorial art appears to be crucified in order to make an American holiday. A reform of the ‘new departure” is certainly in order.— The Sara- togian, It is the young man with the sand who wins the girl with the rocks.— Boston Courier, CONSUMPTION CURED. An old phy in, retired from practice, had placed in sande by ta Ent Taian miasamay he formule of vegetable remedy for the t cure of Con sumption, Bronchit ‘Catarrh,. Asthina and all Throat and Lung Affections, also a positive and radical cure for Nervous Lebility and all Nervous Complaints. Having tested its won- derful curative powers in thousands of cases, and desiring to relieve human suffering, I will send free of charge to all who wish it, this recipe in German, French or English, with full directions for preparing and using. Sent by mail by addressing Block Kochester, N.Y, Rowlands Qdonto A Rare, Fragrant, non-Gritty Tooth Powder, Whit- ons the Teeth, Prevents and Arrests Decay. Harden: the Gai 1d Bwoetens the Breath. Ask Drugeists for Kowland's Odonto, of 20 Hutton Garden, Lon- don, England. AhBUSHe, BARRY'S #55) ' Tricopherous FOR THE HAIR An elegant dressing exquisitely perfumed, removes all impurities from the scalp, prevents baldness and gray hair, and causes the hair to grow Thick, Soft, and Beautiful. BO Cents. All Druggists. BARCLAY & CO., New York. ETRE AGE? aye (1, FaMity sHouo HEN CaN. > —e Oo era ONE ou pan CAN, STEPHEN F. 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