Judge — November 30, 1889 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Life seems hardly worth the living When it rains. Men are cold and unforgiving When it rains. And the women—holy Moses ! How they sneeze and rub their noses, For the time of all their woes is When ‘ille Journal, “BOARDERS MADE HAPPY" and healthy by a morning dish of ** Rex Wheat" mush. Delicious, invigorating and easily cooked. 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