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This page contains editorial commentary on Republican electoral challenges and strategy. The main article criticizes two groups that hurt Republicans in recent elections: mugwumps (independent Republicans who defected) and prohibitionists. The piece argues these factions should be abandoned rather than appeased, since they actively work against Republican interests. The article also addresses Republican voter apathy, noting that Democratic voters in cities vote reliably while Republican rural voters are less motivated. It defends the Republican Party's recent performance, suggesting that disappointment stems from unrealistic expectations about how quickly an administration could revive the economy. The two bottom cartoons appear to be unrelated humorous vignettes about carnival games and theatrical acting, serving as filler entertainment typical of Judge magazine's satirical format.

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over bar and shallow to its harbor only at high tide. Be- cause the waters recede the sea is not drying up. If the stately vessel now and then plunges its prow in the mud, will not. patience and some waiting see it lifted again, and prove that commerce has not ceased? The Democracy is al- ways great in an off yeat Its winnings are in driving back a skirmish-line; not in the success of a great battle. 103 not in antagonism to, the ad- ministration. Once more the party of progress will lift up its. voice and be able to be heard. The confidence that a policy definite and assured will be projected and en- forced will heal industry of its wounds and once more revive its strength and vigor. LA THE WAY TO WIN SUCCESS. Two KINDS of crank were left out in the late elec- The Republican voters, a majority of them, live at country distances from the polls. The bulk of Demo- cratic voters are in the large cities, and are barnacled close to the ballot-box. The voter that waits for persuasion is chiefly of Democratic pref- erence, and always on call. The unpersuadable is fre- witnessed.” quently, unless under press- ure, indifferent. In the state of New York the canal vote is larger in number than the flitting mugwump. From Buffalo to Albany and from Whitehall to Troy, two weeks before election, a little army of cleaners of useless ditches absorb the appropriation, and wave their shov- els and the Democratic ballot. The defeat in Ohio of Foraker and a third term was through a reinforcement of Republican protestation. Massa- chusetts and lowa, stirred by no enthusiasm, were not dead but apathetic. Furthermore, many credulous people, who believed that the advent of a Republican national administration would be the lifting of the curtain of an industrial millenium, were disappointed in the non-appearance of a financial glory. Impatience is our national characteristic. The seed sown to-day we expect to give harvest to-morrow. We plant a dollar at sunset and look for its mushrooming into a fortune in the morning, for- getting that solid growths are slow and not sudden. The Republican party has rested from national control absolutely for four, and partially, through the Democratic control of the house of representatives, for fifteen years. The reviving touch of its recent resurrection is hardly yet felt. The coming congress, even with its scant majority, will be in accord with, He married Miss § world.” NO ART NECESSARY. Miss Berri —‘‘I think that villain's acting is the most realistically horrible of any I ever tion in this state, the mug- wump and the prohibitionist. Without them the Republi- can party is better than it is with them Nobody sup- poses that either of them is killed. Some hens live as long after their heads are off as if they had just begun to cackle; and both of these su- perfluous wings will flutter Mr. DERWENTWATER —" It's easy for him, as all he has to do is to be perfectly natural. after the bodies to which they rong, the heiress, the day before her father lost every cent he had in the assume to belong are buried. The Republican party, the bravest party that ever existed, has acted the part of a coward in its asso- ciations with these people. As the JUDGE said before the recent election, it is of no use to try to conciliate persons whose purpose in living is to work your injury or death. As the JUDGE said again, there should have been a platform plainly advocating a higher license for the larger liquors, and a nominal one for the smaller ones. With such a platform and with the utmost indiffer- ence as to radical temperance people, at the same time advocating com- mon-sense in the filling of office by appointment, with indifference to the opinions of the people who facetiously call themselves civil-service reform- ers, the Republican party can recover from all the humiliation it has suf- fered through trying to. save or capture the votes of individuals and fac- tional organizations who bring it nothing but injury when they come with- in its fold. A SNOW-STORM lasting eight days in New Mexico irresistibly re- minded one of the great political blizzard of the previous Tuesday. ShoorinG GAUERY_ Wavouty Peter (af our church fair)—"' Don't say nothin’, but if you nit the ball in that stall on th’ right you git a free oyster-stew in th’ vestry.” HE WON THE PRIZE. —-''Come on an’ git the stew !” comicbooks.com