Judge — November 23, 1889 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. Publisher. + + WJ. Amwene. Art Department Bernnano Gira Editor 1. M. Grecony. TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITED STATES AND CANADA, IN ADVANCE. Qne copy, one year, or s2 numbers - §5.07 One copy, six months, or 26 numbers = 2.59 One copy for sy weeks” “=o has ingle copies, 10 cents each. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIO. ign countries in the postal w $6 @ year. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (JuDcE BurLpINe) Cor. Fifth Ave. and 16th St., New York. iL for. tee advertisers a larger circulation at cheaper rates tham any other American satirical paper published. for sale at Brentane's, 17 Avenue de COpera, Pa at Brentane’s, REALLY looks as if the Campbells had got here, being at present located in Ohio. HEY NEEDN'T make fun of R. P. Flower's speeches. talks first-rate anyhow. His money THE PEOPLE are entitled to street-music if they want it, but it is a great pity they want it ATTI has bleached her hair, but a lack of gray tissue in her understanding. cee THE LAW has finally admitted that Dr. Cronin. is dead, and that is a long legal step in the direction of justice. HE CAMPAIGN liar never re- grets his inventions, His dis- appointment is worked off by hat- ing the successful party. That is evidence not of gray hair, NERAL BOULANGER is still familiar to many. He is often visited, for instance, by his tailor and his landlord. N THE making of tickets by the New York Sun there is no end; but in the adoption and election of Sun tickets there is no beginning. AN EXCHANGE ‘says women have the best of men in the matter of head-wear. They cer- tainly do when the bill comes in. McNamara—"* T IS to be observed that the legislature of this state will send to the United States senate the same kind of man it has been in the habit of sending for a long time back. HE WONDER is that Mahone, instead of bringing out his shot-gun, did not march upon and destroy the entire Democratic party. Mahone has a bad temper and he used to be dangerous. OMEN are not opposed to women holding cffice as school com- missioners or otherwise; but it always transpires that the selected women are the very ones who ought not to have the office HE DEMOCRATS are now counting upon the United States senate two years hence, but we recall the fact that they have been counting upon the kingdom of heaven for the last hundred years. GOP LUCK to Thomas F. and Mary Willing Bayard; and it seems in sending out the wish as if Augustus Garland had never been born and the rest of that cabinet had died a hundred years ago. MBE: CLEVELAND expects to be the candidate as a result of the late unpleasantnesses, dwelling particularly on the tariff issue; and Gov- ernor Hill expects to be the candidate because, as he holds, there is no tariff issue worth the mention. TOO LONG FOR HER TO WAIT. Mrs, McNamara —" Will yez hurry, man? _ It's late t' choorch we'll be.” hov only me upper lip t shave, dar-rlin’.”” Mrs. McNAMARA—""' Oi t'ink Oi'll go on mesilf an’ meet yez comin’ back.” THERE are some things not at all gloomy in the recent elections, and the defeat of Mr. Mahone of Virginia is not the least of them, The brigadier has been in power by far too long, and there is nothing so good in all his publicity since he was born as his burial under the avalanche of forty thousand votes. é RESIDENT HARRISON has not the time or the disposition to watch every local contest, even if it be as large as a state contest; and all common-sense will credit him with the truth of the assertion that he had no more.to do with the canvass of Brigadier Mahone than if such a man had never been born, EW-YORKERS quarrel like very earnest men over the details of great enterprises like the world’s fair; but when the details are arranged they act as one individual, and they do not put on paper any money which they are indisposed or unable to contribute. ‘That is a little joke for the two smart little places known as Chicago and St. Louis. IT HAS RAINED. 'HERE ARE no dried leaves this autumn, The crisp air of autumn is not here. The trees are without color. The leaves hang limp and dead or are mashed by the foot of the pedestrian deeper into the mud with which they assimilate. It has rained. The rain began in January and has run through pretty steadily to the date of this paper. When it hasn't rained it has snowed, and the snow has speedily become slush, like the matter of a Democratic newspaper. There used to be a glorious Oc- tober, and that ran happily into the crisp and more lovely autumn. The terms are familiar. The facts exist no more. It has rained. With- out mentioning the recent elections, it has rained perpetually, cease- lessly, dismally, drizzle and pitch- fork, and all the varieties. Oh. where shall the soul find rest ? THE UNION OF PRAISE. [8 ONE OF THE YEARS of the civil war this state had two thanksgiving days, one selected by President Lincoln and the other by Governor Horatio Seymour. The governor was a pure and a great man; but he had the Democratic disposition, then as now quite prev- alent, to complain of everything that was and yearn for everything that could not be had. President Lincoln furnished the precedent of a national thanksgiving, and to-day every governor sees its propriety and acknowledges its appropriateness. We are not a nation of sovereign states or smaller sovereign localities, but a nation every part of which is affected by the prosperity or the misfortune of the sovereign whole, And no rights of any state or any individual are hurt thereby. It is union for the sake of harmony and prosperity, and union in praise of the source from which all blessings come. THANKS FOR THE COMING VICTORY. T IS presumable that the coming thanksgiving will have various meats on the political table. The prohibitionists at the dry end of the board will find their larder scant of nutrition, and the anticipated supplies shriv- eled down to peppered crow. The Democracy will be able to construct a comfortable picket of full bottles around their expanded side-board. The ill look with an air of regret at the faced bouquet of last s, which they had perhaps hoped to keep perennial and fresh. hing that will be in common, however—no plate 2round the board but will have its biting reinforcement of pickles, and every guest the next day will carry around a reminiscent or an existing dyspepsia. To change the illustration, an ebb year in politics has its lessons and The inflowing tide of a great national excitement, with its wall of masterful water overflowing and filling each pitfall, and sweeping away all the wrecks and rottenness along the beach, only lifts its plunging and purifying crest when pulled by the irresistible attraction of a higher force. The ship of state, with its cargo of weighty and important freight, rides comicbooks.com