Judge — November 2, 1889 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE 61 THE DAY IN A PIE. You all know the old ‘Sing a song of sixpence.” Have you ever read what it meant? If not, here is the explanation given by the New York World: ‘The four- and-twenty blackbirds represent twenty-four hou The bottom of the pie is the world; the top crust is the sky that over-arches it. The opening of the pie is day-dawn, when the birds begin to sing ; and surely such ht is ‘a dainty dish to set before the king.” The king, who is represented as sitting in his parlor counting out his money, is the sun; while the gold-pieces that slip through his fingers are golden sunshine. The queen, who sits in the dark kitchen, is the moon, and the honey with which she regales herself is the moonlight. The industrious maid, who is in the garden at work before the king—the sun—has risen, is the day-dawn, and the clothes she hangs out are the clouds, while the bird which so tragically ends the song by “nipping off her nose" is the hour of sunset. So we have the whole day —in a pie. When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, ) When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, t When she had Children, she gave them Castoria THE SONG OP THE TALKER. Sweeter than Eolian breathings on the tense and trembling wire, Made by flower-burdened zephyrs from the perfume- reeking south ; Sweeter than the heavenly harpings of the rapt angelic choir, Is the music, endiess music, of my ever-sounding mouth ! How I love its giddy gurgle! How I love its fluent flow ! How Llove to wind my mouth up How I love to hear it go! Sweeter than the bulbul singing hid in oriental eve How it satisfies the hunger of my wide, voracious ears ; I listen to its music and no longer disbelieve The Pythagorean fancy of the music of the spheres ! How I love its giddy gurgle! How I love its fluent flow ! How I love to wind n./ mouth up How I love to hear it go! tery to me; Sweeter than’ the flow of water thro’ sun-smitten lands of drouth ; Sweeter than the sunrise music of Memnonian melody Is the tintinnabulation of my automatic mouth ! How I love its giddy gurgle ! How I love its fluent flow ! How I love to wind my mouth up! How I love to hear it go! ‘HW’, Foss in the Yankee Blade, Angostura Bitters is universally conceded to be the best appetizer in the world, Manufactured by Dr. J. G.B. Siegert & Sons. At all druggists, THE DEAD-LETTER ROUTE, You wives who cannot understand why friends so long delay In answering the letters which you last year sent away, assail, ‘That likely ‘twas your husband took your letters to the mail. If you into the secrets of their pockets dare to pry, Some writing in a hand you've seen before will ‘greet your eye, And toward the correspondents whom you've censured you'll relent, For the letters which you wrote last year have never yet been sent. —Chicago Herald, C. 6, SHAYNE, MANUFACTURER OF Sealskin Garments AMD ALL Leading Fashionable Furs, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL. Specialty made of Gentlemen's Pur-lined Overcoats, Caps, Gloves, and Bleigh Robes. 124 West 424 Street and 103 Prince Street, Sweeter far than shawms and cymbals, harp and psal- | Should remember ere you undertake their slowness to | NEW YORK. Fashion Book mailed Free. CHUNKS OF WISDOM. The way to get rich with a rush is to go slow. Your friends punish you more than your enemies. Many a man knows a dollar by sight who does not know its value, When you look at some people the first thing you think of is a club. Don't try to drown your troubles in the cup; troubles are great swimmers. ‘The first time a man jis called Baldy the thought of a fight comes into his head. Tt is so easy for a mean man to say that the people dislike him because of envy. It is safe to say that no girl ever went to a party with- out wearing something that was borrowed. ‘There isa coarse streak in every man that lives ; it is bound to crop out if you know him too well. ‘The two ugliest things on earth are the man who looks like a girl and the girl who looks like a man. Every man knows how mean he is himself, but is not absolutely sure about his neighbor ; hence his fondness for gossip. ‘The woman who takes three hours to dress for a party may be vain, but she will never wear short hair or try to young man starts out to get a drink and passes an old drunkard on the way we wonder that be doesn’t think of him, When a woman pays another woman a compliment she speaks of her as having been good-looking once, and then adds, ‘' But, my, how she has changed !” A slouchy woman who cannot make the best use of her clothes is apt to say that the woman’ who dresses well on a similar allowance did not come by,her | clothes honestly.—Aéchison Globe. BERTON “SEC” CHAMPAGNE. Case one dozen bottles, $30.00, net. Case two dozen half-bottles, $32.00, net. SMILE AND FROWN. She smiled from morning until night, A smile was always on her lips, And bubbling mirth and wholesome Sprang from her very finger-tips. Vd mect her on the street—she'd smile ; In drawing-room—she'd smile the same ; Her whole life seemed a happy one. Alas! too soon a change there came. One morn I met her, sad to tell ! ‘A mournful look was on her face, And where the smiles had once held sway A look of agony had its place. Had she been crossed in love? Ah, no! I banished far the thought, forsooth. I chanced to look—the reason found. Voor girl! she'd lost a sweet front tooth, —Lawrence American, Mrs, Wixsiow's SooTHInc Syrup for Children Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrhaa, "25 cents a bottle. It takes a poet with a good deal of ima speak of a mole on a woman's cheek as a tear-drop pet- nified by its own audacity.— Binghamton Republican. Young manager —'* You are making a great deal of talk about the legitimate drama. Now, I'd like to know what you mean by the legitimate, anyway? Old manager — The legitimate drama, dear boy, is made up of those plays whose authors are dead and on which managers need pay no royalty." —America, SIMPLY PERFECT, ‘The Umon Pacific Ralvay The Overland Route,” has equipped its trains with dining-cars of the latest pattem, and on and after August 18th the patrons of {ts fast ‘trains between Council Bluffs and Denver, and between Council Bluffs and Portland, Ore., will be pro- vided with delicious meals, the best the market affords, fectly served, at seventy-five cents each, Pullman's Palace Car Co, will have charge of the service on these cars. This story of Judges Noah Davis and Martin Grover is attributed by’ the New York Odserver to the Hon, Richard P. Marvin, now living in Jamestown in his 87th year: ‘It was not long ago, when I was presid- ing judge of the court of appeals, and Judges Davis and Grover were on the bench with me, During a whole day cases had been coming up for review that were on appeal from decisions made by Justice Grover or Davis. After a while Judge Grover wrote on a slip of paper, ‘ How's this, Davis; all the appeals are from your decisions or mine? and handed it to me to pass to Judge Davis. Davis wrote underneath, * We do all the usiness,’ and passed it back. The proceedings went along for a day or two, when we began to review cases from my own decisions, and again Grover passed along a slip of paper for Judge Davis, ‘How now, Davis? No appeals from ours!” ‘We commit no errors,’ an- swered Davis without hesitation.” YOUMANS CELEBRATED HATS. Style and Quality Unequaled. | 180—719—1107 Broadway. 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