Judge — November 2, 1889 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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I say, you boy at the foot of the class, what did Hannibal do after the battle of Cannse?” Last boy—''I don't know.” Teacher —'‘ Correct, my boy ; you have studied your lesson properly. Go up to the head of the class. “You don't know, and nobody else knows what Hannibal did | after the battle of Cannx."— Texas Siftings. Tommy—"‘Pop, what's a philanthropist?” Afr. Gill —""X philanthropist, my son, is a man who would rather supply a dozen men with’ a collar apiece than give one mana shirt."—New Orleans Times-Demeocrat. It is a queer comment upon the red-tape methods of a church organization that one of the duties of the Episcopal convention is to correct certain verbal errors book which any proof-reader would fix in fy if he had the authority to do so.—Brooklyn “I've got a bright idea,” Said a maiden young and fair ‘To her lover who was helping her To rock a rocking-chair. ‘Then smilingly he answered, 'm very sure if you Nould be my little wife I'd have A bright-eyed dear too.” —Cornell Sun, Out on the windy and deserted picnic ground the gaunt and awful refreshment booth is strewing its ic Cream and lemonade signs all the way from the empt dancing platform to the extinct ‘beer pavilion, ‘The stalwart young men who lately purchased three throws at their aunt Sally with stray nickels, or who dallied with the wheel-of-fortune in reckless moments, are now piloting coal-wagons through the streets or are stabbing steers in the slaughtering emporiums of Pickingtown. The lovely young women who lately illuminated those suburban groves with lawn and ribbons are now baking buckwheat cakes in the frosty calm of these October mornings, or are bestowing fairy touches on the rare beefsteak beloved of the citizen, Therefore, the picnic ground at this season is a melancholy place, only popu- lar with cows and suicides.—Chicago News, An amusing book is “Little Baron Trump and His Wonderful Dog Bulger,” by Ingersoll Lockwood, a thoughtful, imaginative, and deserving writer, with illus- trations by George Wharton Edwards, and from the The title of the book suffi- ciently indicates its purpose. CARL PRETZEL'S PHILOSOPHY. Der oxcellence of firtue und der humpback of vice should leave imbressions on efery people's mind. Old age dond nefer dooks you mit surprise. It vas besser you look pooty vell out und been dhere vhen he comes. 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