Judge — October 26, 1889 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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The fiendish puzzle has got into politics. “Blocks of Five” they call it, Late hours tell on a man, but he doesn’t seem to care as long as they don’t tell his wife.— Yonkers Statesman, “A thing of beauty and a joy forever" isthe Little Bi- jou Grand Piano manufactured by Sohmer & Co, Call at the warerooms, Nos. 149-155 East 14th street, and sce this wonderful creation of musical skill. A hen recently fell into a hot spring in Yellowstone park. She laid boiled eggs for a week.—Harper's Bazar, PROPOSALS FOR IMPROVED DESIGNS OF POSTAL CARDS. Post Orrice. DErart: OF PosTMASTER-G! i Wasnixorox, D. C., Sept. 18, 1889, In order to secure, if possible, an improved design and border for postal cards, sealed proposals are invited from artists, designers, and others, and will be received at this department until 12 o'cloc , on Wednes- day, November 6, 1889, for such designs or drawings for the purpose as bidders may wish to submit. Proposals should be made on the blank forms pro- vided by the department, securely enveloped and sealed, indorsed ** Proposals for new designs for postal cards,” and addressed to the Third Assistant Postmaster-Gen- eral, Washington, D. C. Biank forms of proposal, with specifications and in- formation, will be furnished oa application to the Third Assistant Postmaster-General. Orrici SEBASTIAN MOREY'S ORATION. I made a speech the other day down to the county fair— My wife sez I'm a norator, I guess I be, I swear! For T bust out with elerkunce so full’ an’ strong an’ rich Thet I jest beat Bob Ingersoll an’ Sissero an’ sich ! I've speechified town-meetin’ days an’ made consid’ble noise, An’ stirred the waters of debate an’ edified the boys ; ‘An’ I hev howled at korkusses an’ made the mugwumps rar— But my tongue wuz gre: county fair! ed ‘ith glory down there to the The gov'nor spoke a purty speech, frothin’, Our congressman he tried to spread, but didn't say much er nothin’, Deacon Jones he made ‘em tired, all the folks begun to £0, Then I herd ‘Squire Plummer whisper, ** Let ol” Hay- seed hev a show.” ithout much gush an’ This kinder got my dander riz; sent! [filled my lungs, onhitched my jaw, went! ‘The people thought a thunderbolt had bust th W'en my unmuzzled elerkunce went fair! by gosh, the shots I then T let her in’ cracked * thro’ the W’y, my lips seemed wet ‘ith frankincense an’ honey mixed ‘ith spice, An’ ile scraped from the hinges of the gates of paradi An’ thet ol” wooden platform at the Chester county Seemed the ridge-pole of creation w'ile I wuz spout there. acts an’ cyclones seemed w An’ all mixed up “ith waterspouts cane ; My tongue’ it seemed a fiddle on wich whirlwinds played their tunes, An’ ol” St. Paul's Euroclydon, to lin’ in my bi an’ winds an’ harry Joes an’ typhoons ! | My hair riz up, my coat-tails waved like banners of the free, My eyes they squirted lightnin’ until I couldn't see ! T Happed my hands like eagles’ wings a-soarin’ up on high ; arms swung roun’ swep’ the sky ! My the firmamunt, my whiskers When I sot down the a cried ; The Durham bull he hoofs an’ died ; I poked ‘Squire Plummer in the ribs till he wuz nearly kilt, An’ axed him, ** How's ol’ Hayseed now?'"— you ort to see him wilt SW. it biled, the people cheered an’ ve one sigh, stretched out his Foss in the Yankee Blade. CANDY | Utica, N. BUI ANBUSHe, BaRRY'S sits { Tricopherous FOR G THE HAIR Exquisitely perfumed ie Removes all impurities “aed! from the scalp, prevents baldness and gray hair, and causes the hair to grow Thick, Soft, and Beautiful. Price, 50 cents, All Druggists. Barctay & Co,, New York. Crosse & Blackwell’ FRESH FRUIT JAMS, Made from English Fresh Fruits AND REFINED SUCAR, Are Sold by all Crocers IN THE UNITED STATES. o raowd 7 GREATEST INVENTION» ake AGE.” TIN, ETE. Paste Soy PU STEPHEN F. WHITMAN & SON, t-Iuventors avo Sove Mawrs. -i- PHILADELPHIA. co 4 Ews fo LA te send ty mail atrial order of 35 Ibs. on receipt of $2.00. 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