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This is the finest three-for-a- quarter cigar manufactured in the world. | For the past eight years ithas been sold by the leading jobbers in the United States, and has steadily increased in popularity and volume, and to-day it stands without a rival. For sale by all first-class Retail- wing well-known Jobbers: Sind D Bal, Barohart & Potnaa, ‘Grand Kap Richard D. Balrow, Lexieve, BR. M. -| STIVERS, 144, 146, 148, 150, 182 EAST BAST sT. | STOCK, SURREYS, BUCK- BOARDS, Ete., Ete. ALL GRADE STRONCEST V | 0 L IN STRINGS. In the World HOWES Cele- brated No. 19 String, 7 for 81.00 Full set ¢ Strings, 60 cents. Best Italian Strings 20centseach- 4,235 Old Violins and 6zo varieties Violins, Violas, Cellos and Basses, 750. to $3,800. Violin Cases, Bows, Necks, Tops, Backs, Varnish, and all fittings. Music Books for all instru ments. est assortment, lowest, prices, in America. Send for catalogue. ELIAS HOWE, 8% Court St., Boston, Mass. 7 A DAY {pA steady work right at home $3-TS.A OAV frereesar are ges PHAETO! CARTS, Ete., Ete. IMMENSE ITs “COPYRIGHT+ easy to use Sapolio in house-cleaning:Gapolio is a solid cake of scouring soap used forall cleaning purposes except the laundry:Try it: Tho appearance of @ house is the great test of the houso-wifo’s akill, Those who use SAPOLIO aro called abliful because their houses afe always clean,” Yon, too, cau be skillful, A cake of SAPOLIO is all you need, SAPOLIO quickly cleans eversthing about a house, SOME WESTERN WISDOM. Homely people make the best friends, The more wealth a man has the louder his children talk, No girl likes to be seen carrying a corset-box on the street. A loafer has no right that a busy man is bound to respect. When to open You can't realize how few dollars there are in a five- dollar-bill until you break When you see some children you at once begin to doubt the good sense of their parents. Carry a dollar and a nickel in a pocket with a hole in it and you will lose the dollar and save the nickel. The beauty of having children in the house is that whenever you want small change you can always find it in the children’s bank. A woman believes that there is nothing that the Lord will forgive more readily than the sewing of a button on an angry husband's shirt on Sunday. We feel sorry for a boy. ‘To be a boy of fourteen or fifteen means io be the occupant of the worst old lum- ber-room in the house. _ If there is any money spent on decoration it is in the girl’s room, because girls are sup- posed to like pretty things and boys are “rough.” The average boy carries a fecling of neglect away down in his heart, and this feeling often results in bad boys.— Atchison Globe. man sees a door marked ‘* Private” he wants “The Faithful Achates,” a narrative by Anthony | Gould, the author of ‘tA Woman of Sorek,” has been ublished by the Judge publishing, company of New York as one of the ** Judge Novels." The story is well told, charming and makes pleasant reading.—San Francisco (Cal.) Call. ‘The principal characters are three chums at college, | and that the writer is college bred is plainly manifest by the masterly way in which he portrays the student- life, He is at times verbose and somewhat pedantic, which, however, is overshadowed by the unflagging in- terest ‘of the plot and the keen analysis of human’ na- dure. The descriptions are vivid and dramatic, one especially—which is well worth the perusal of the book —where the rising tide envelopes an imprisoned man, and brings to mind the ** Man Rock" in Victor Hugo's * Yoilers of the Sea."—W, Y, Amusement Gazette, CARL PRETZEL'S PHILOSOPHY. Schworeing nefer put a silfer lining on a feller’s tongue, nor dook der ofercoat mit his tooth off, Dhere vas plenty disabbointments in dis vorldt, A vidow mit her two-hand honeymoon vas a lifely oxam- ples. A Christian mit a conceited fhrame und shmall- waisted mind makes more troubles by a church house as sex infidools. A Harrisburg, Pa., exchange is a very mine of verbal gems set on the outstretched forefinger of time to sparkle forever. Here is one we snatch with fearful joy: ‘The treasurer then extended tke hospitality of the committee, which consisted of three tables loaded with fruit, etc.” ‘This is distinctly precious. Observe its adaptability. For example: ‘* The burglar then ex- tended the animosity of his companion, which consisted of two revolvers loaded with ball, etc. 7” ‘the locomo- tive then extended the atrocity of the disaster, which consisted of two freight-cars loaded with ink, ‘etc."— Evening Sun. BUILDING OR ICH A NECESSI- LOW YOUR MAIL TO BE HANDLED BY IRRESPONSIBLE MESSENGERS WHEN THE U. 8 BONDED CARRIERS WILL DO IT REGULARLY AND FRI NOW IN ‘ALL FIRST-CLASS BUILDINGS, Aconces \CHUTES, DOUBLE. Breeeh-Laader ‘$6.76. RIFLES $2.00} PISTOLS 75¢ tiesic COMPANY'S EXTRACT OF MEAT. Finest and Cheapest Meat Flavoring Stock for Soups, Mace Dishes and Sauces. As Beef Tea, “an invaluable tonic and an agreeable stimulant.” Annual sile 8,000,000 jars, POWELL & CLENEST, Street, Gtecianatl, “Obie. Genuine only with fac-simile of Justus von Liebig’s signature in blue across label, as above. Sold by Storekeepers, Grocers and Druggists. LIEBIG'S EXTRACT OF MEAT CO., L'td, London, “THE NEW SHORT CUT TO SHORTHAND, ie , easiest read and executed. Also. Business OUTSE_ ‘legraphy thoroughly and Renata taught. For liege, Syracuse, N.Y, The Clements -Safe Is a wrought-iron, fire-proof, com- bination-lock safe; is made in all sizes, and sells from $35 upward, including cost of delivery at any ra road-station east of Rocky Mount- ns. Send for illustrated catalogue. CLEMENTS, Cincinnat!, 0. Established 1859. THE \CTICAL, Catalogue free. Address writer Depart., Pore Mrc. Co., Makers of Columbia Cycles, Boston, New Livery tt, 3. 7, York, Chicago. 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