Judge, 1889-07-20 · page 13 of 16
Judge — July 20, 1889 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements** with a small amount of editorial content. The main cartoon appears to be "Hullo," a poem about friendly greetings—emphasizing the social virtue of approaching strangers warmly ("Walk right up and say 'hullo'!"). It's gentle moralistic humor about human connection. There's also a brief anecdote about John Swift of Connecticut, who lived to eighty-eight without illness, presented as a curiosity. The page is dominated by period product advertisements: Pears' Soap, W.L. Douglas shoes, Remington typewriters, tennis equipment, gloves, and various dry goods. These ads reveal what late 19th-century Judge readers purchased—the magazine relied heavily on advertising revenue. **The satire or pointed social commentary is minimal on this page**—it's primarily a commercial vehicle. Judge's actual satirical content likely appears elsewhere in the issue.
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