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Russia has more holidays than any other country, and yet the Russian always objects to a knouting.—Pitts- burg Chronicle, Hippolyte has captured the town of Marmalade, It is to be hoped the conquered city was not beaten to a jelly.—Baltimore American, Queen Victoria has reigned fifty-two years. That's a long time, but what's the matter with the Chicago sig- nal-service man ?—Chicago Herald, ‘A Boston amateur ball-club has taken the name of the "Bad Eggs.” ‘The members heard that bad eggs can never be beaten.— Yonkers Statesman. The papers in a couple of western cities are discussing the size of the mouths of the inhabitants thereof, It ars to be an open question.—Norristown Herald, The coltish old citizen who yelled in his sleep, “* ‘That's a horse on me,” found no trouble in convincing his wife that he had had the nightmare. —Ainghamton Republi- can, A THRILLING SOCIAL EPISODE. ‘There was a young lady named Moll, Who purchased a new parasol With a handle so long ‘That she had to be strong Or she couldn't have lugged it at all, She met a young man who, ‘twas plain, Was struggling with might and with main © steady his gait Neath the terrible weight Of his dreadfully cumbersome cane. So intent was the beautiful Moll On lugging her long parasol that she passed the young swain With the cumbersome cane And never once saw him at all, What a narrow escape for that swain | Had she recognized him he would fain Have lifted his hat. But how could he do that And carry his cumbersome cane? —Washington Post. ‘The Sohmer Piano has always maintained a leading ition, and to-day it has few equals and no superiors, hmer can rest upon its merits, and win every THE PICNIC, O joyous, gladsome picnic morn ! How cool the air, the skies how bright, A thousand mental joys are borne To fill the heart with wild delight. The incense from the tree-crowned hills, ‘The babble of the woodland rills, ‘The wild bird's song which grandly trills And all the forest-arches fills ; ‘The mystic whisper of the trees, ‘The drowsy hum of honey-bees— A scene designed the gods to ple: A dream of happiness and ease, ‘That all our being thrills. O weary, dreadful picnic night ! Lalmost wish that I were dead ; I'm looking like a perfect fright, And filled with aches from feet to head. It's rained incessantly since morn, My clothes are wet and stained and torn, I'm feeling miserably forlorn, Tcan’t now think why [ was bon, ‘The woods were full of beggar’s-lice, We drank rain-water without ice, And dinners full of ants aren't nice. Hereafter a picnic devi Will catch me—in a horn. = —Omaka World, CARL PRETZEL'S PHILOSOPHY. Der Almighdy yoost gif efery feller yoost. enuff knowledges to fit him for acting his part out in dis life. Firtue don'd got plenty reward in dis vorldt. _Vhen she did, mans don’d would hafe a locomotive to been a great succeed in der vorldt to come. Pblaindy enuff blessings mitout eny sorrow loose me der abbreciation of der fun. ‘Oxberience vas told us a ousand times dot Gott in himmel vas judge besser for us den we cood judge for our own sel BEECHAM’S PILLS act ike magic on A wmax sTomace, 25 CENTS A BOX. OF ALL DRUGGISTS, or by mail for 2% Cents in stampa, Address B. ¥. ALLEN & CO. 865 Canal Si, New York. 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