Judge — July 20, 1889 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE FORA DISORDERED LIVER Try BEECHAW’S PILLS. 25 Cents a Box. OF ALL DRUGCISTS. OR BY MAIL FOR 28 CENTS IN STAMPS, Address B, F. ALLEN & CQ,, 865 Canal &.. New York. GRATEFUL—COMFORTING. EPPS’S COCOA BREAKFAST. * Ry a thorough knowledge of the natural laws which govern the operations of digestion and nutrition, and by'a careful ap- pliction ofthe fine properties of wellselécted Cocoa, Mr. Epps ‘provided our breakfast tables with a delicately flavored beverage which may save us many heavy doctor's bills, It is, by ne fadicious tse of such articles of diet that a constitution may be xradually built up until strong enough to resist ev tendency to disease, Hundreds of subtle maladics are foatiog around us ready to attack wherever there isa weak point. We may escape many a fatal ehaft by keeping ourselves well forth. fed with pure blood and a properly nourished frame- Service Gautte.” “ ‘Made simply with boiling water or milk. Sold only in half pound tins, by Grocers, labelled thus: JAMES EPPS & Co., Homeopathic Chemists, London, England, eit 8, WM SHORTER ROW and LOCK Price 10 Cents each, Postpaid. Patented July 10, 1888, ‘A simple, cheap and practical invention for bowing and fastening shutters, Attached to any window in two min- nutes at a cost complete of 10 cents, Will not rot, neither wind nor thieves can move it. An orna- ment to the window. Why bow shutters with a piece of string when this is available? AGENTS WANTED; special rates and territory given by MBRRILL & SOK, 700 Washingten Gtreet, | TT CHOK 1s GREATEST IRVERTION WVeRy THE AGE.~P ave tT, Fanandy souto HAS iu sour ot NEED FORE. ITMAN & SON, <b lnvewtons ano Soe Manrs. - PHILADELPHIA Repairs Everything. Palace Car Con, Mason Pyro) A Scranton mother whose son had a toothache took him to a faith-healer. ‘Look me in the eyes,” said the doctor, fixing a fascinating gaze on the weeping youth.‘ Now your toothache has entirely disaopeared. You haven't a bit of toothache about you.” _‘* You lie! T have,” yelled the boy, with a fresh howl. The mother then took him to a dentist.—Pittsburg Dispatch. BRIGHT BITS, It is getting so that a weather-prophet can't even pre- dict a storm of indignation.— Washington Critic, The wife who can retain a sure hold upon her hus- band’s heart will never have occasion to take a grip on his hair.— Terre Haute Express. ‘There is one thing that the invincible western cyclone has never yet succeeded in raising, and that is a mort- gage.—Burlington Free Press. A minister once excused himself from filling one of his regular appointments on the ground that he had re cently returned from his vacation and felt weary.— Christian Advocate, THE LITTLE GARDENER. I know a gard'ner bright and spry, But for a certain reason His crops, tho’ blest with culture high, ‘Are far behind the season. More faith is what the laddie needs, For he is always doubting, And every day digs up the seeds ‘To see if they are sprouting. A horse may pull with all his might, but never with his mane.—Boston Courier. ‘The Rall-Pointed pens never. scratch nor spurt; they Tid mbre Ink aad last longer. Price, $1.20 and $1.50 per gross. Buy an jorted box for % cents, and choose a pen to suit your hand. The “Federation holders not only prevent the pen from blotting, but give a firm grip. Price 5 13, and £0 cents. Of aid Stationers. ORMISTON & CLASS 104 JOHN ST. — —__——__ Sole Agent, 8. BLAIR McBEATH, 104 and 106 John Street, NEW YORK CITY. A large assortment kept in stock, and J. books of every description made to order, Estimates cheerfully furnished. FINDLER & WIBEL, Stationers, 146 Nassau Street, New York. (ORATOR sare Lay away the new diploma With the ribbon tied around ; With the big bouquet’s aroma Let it be securely bound. File away the long oration With its words of learned lengi Let ** The dangers of the nation Rest a year and gather strength. Take the books of Greek and I Sell them all at second-hand ; Let some other brain-space fatten Up a flabby lachrymal gland. Burn the song to alma mater ; Never more beneath the moon Must the singer linger later ‘Than the solemn midnight’s noon. Spare a while the fattened wei Do not kill the little cow ; Wait until the lad gets leaner, Johnnie's got to hustle now. Buffalo Express. SAID BY JOSH BILLINGS. Aman may possibly git the remembrance ov his iia. tiff country out ov hiz mind, but he never can out ov his heart. I don’t suppose thare haz ever lived in this world a man who haz improved the whole ov hiz opportunity and abilitys. ‘There is no better evidence ov true friends! tew speak ov a man’s tews behind his back. After we have got all a man’s sekrets out of we either despise him or pity him, and to be 7 no better than to be dispised. This setting down and folding our arms and waiting for sumthing tew turn up iz just about az rich a specku- lashun az going out into a 4oo-acre lot, setting down on a sharp stone with a pail between our knees, and waiting for a cow tew back up and be milked. than ices tew his face, and ov his vir- im, then tyed iz THE LAW OF COMPENSATION. The sun delights to spend its rays Upon some ugly s ‘To make a rainbow of a haze, Or gild a chimney-pot. ‘The monarch ocean condescends To kiss a muddy shore ; And oft a pretty nostril lends Its beauty to a snore, T know that all this isn’t news, But it may help you when You wonder pretty women choose To marry ugly men. —Pittsburg Dispatch, SUMMER HOTELS. THE FRONTENAC, formerly Round Island House, Thousand Islands, St. Law- rence River, open June 15 ; elevator, steam heat, &¢.; splendid fishing, boating, billiards. bowling, tennis, &e.; Kapp's Syra- cuse Orchestra.” For diagrams and circulars address E. D. DICKINSON, Frontenac, Jefferson County, N.Y. LEADING HOTELS. Tr REVOORT HOUSE, FIFTH AVENUE (near Washington square) NEW YORK. Linsey, - =” Proprietor. HOTEL GLENHAM, FIFTH AvEXUE (between 2iat and 2x streeta) NEW YORK. N. B. Barty, Proprietor. GRAND UNION HOTEL Orroarre Granp Ci UNION SQUARE HOTEL & HOTEL DAM. UNION SQUARE and 15TH ST. European Plan. Dam & De RevERE, Proprietors. n Plan. HOUSE, Furope GILS Corner Broadway and TH BRE KEELER'S HOTEL, Band 38 MAIDEx Jane, Atpany. N. Y. UTICA, N.Y ST, JAMES HOTEL, Utica, Ni YORK. SMITH & PATTEN, Proprietors. TO CONTRACTORS AND CAPITALISTS. FOR SALE, OR TO LEASE FOR A TERM OF YEARS. An extensive Lime Stone Quarry in the Mohawk Valley, at Palatine Bridge, N.Y. ‘The Quarry has an open face of 1,200 feet in length, contains from 15 to 20 acres, and is situated within a few rods of the New York Central Railroad. ‘The courses range from a few inches up to 3 feet and over in thickness, and are particularly adapted for heavy walls and bridge work. _ For further iculars apply to S. L. Frey, Palatine Bridge, or A. Judge” office, New Vork City, comicbooks.com