Judge, 1889-05-11 · page 13 of 16
Judge — May 11, 1889 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily an **advertising page** rather than satirical content. The dominant feature is a large Pears' Soap advertisement that quotes religious leader Henry Ward Beecher endorsing the product, cleverly linking cleanliness to godliness and morality. The page contains several **product advertisements** typical of late-19th-century magazines: Scott's Emulsion (a cod liver oil health tonic), cameras, banking services, facial soap, chocolates, and patent medicines. The only clear **satirical content** is a brief joke column in the center about a woman buying a parrot, playing on dialectal speech patterns and the bird's profanity—typical light humor of the era. The **social context** reflects late-Victorian advertising's use of religious authority and moral language to sell consumer goods, alongside the period's faith in patent medicines and tonics for treating consumption and other ailments.
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JUDGE 85 SCOTT’S EMULSION OF PURE COD LIVER OIL AND HYPOPHOSPHITES. Almost as Palatable as Milk. So disguised that it can be taken, digested, and assimilated by the most sensitive stomach, when the plain oil cannot be tolerated ; and by the com- bination of the oil with the hypophosphites is much more efficacious Remarkable as a flesh producer. Persons gain rapidly while taking it, oy MULSION is acknowledged by Physi- cians to be the Finest and Best preparation in the world for the relief and cure of CONSUMPTION, SCROFULA, GENERAL DEBILITY, WASTING DIS- EASES, EMACIATION, COLDS and CHRONIC COUGHS. The great remedy for Consumption and Wasting in q by all Druggists. > Prerats eiditicost Sor Oiglbcd STOOHEN F, WHITMAN & SI ‘ors and Bele Brews MCar {ihe moteur bavcaucii ve Gr, with automatic attachtient containing a coil of sen. ir nig ting 40 diterenc pleturee without ithe asteantages of the x Ginches, inners and complete emtalneue, re application, Complete cathts, By, BLO, and upwn de, The Finest Cameras in th TRE BOSTON CAMERA CO., Mi 36 India St., Boston, Mai AMERICAN BANK NOTE COMPANY, 78 to 86 Trinity Place, New York. Business founded 1785. Incorporated under laws of State of New York, IX Reorganized 1678, Of Bonds, Postage and Revenue ‘ational Hank Notes of the United ie ta and Corporations; Drafts, Chee the furst aud most artistic style Reluctantly I quit thy sight, Manufactured by For joy must end; time flies and I am going— ‘WM. SCHWARZWAELDER & CO., a, “work Bacal satresnest || Sweet love, good-night.”” 250 Pearl Bt., (3 doors from Fulton St..) New York City. cara, WSR cen, HSE |" Sweet love, pood-ighto” Se eens ‘The maid replied; “* and yet that note of warning dpe acbarae H.Pamatany,See_and Treas | Which sharply cuts the air; oh, prythee, hark! Walter M. Lowney’s Touro itobertson, Was it the mellow lay of matin lark, — —————____— | (0r barnyard rooster crowing in the dark? FACIAL BLEMISHES see the east; ‘tis Phoebus’ glaring spark. tanda-pound ‘Mepema. Mates, , methinks, thou shouldst have said‘ good-morning,’ | Packages by 0) inthe And not ‘ good-night.’” MAIL World, Paps, Backed, Sea, Texas Siftings. to Elegant Metal Boxes aan, ein PAC Development ete Seed Oc fr 198 paze bok oo siakin ca ee ‘sdvanvaiiuel $1.00 per Pound. peteticas and thei rates jave you any poll parrots?” asked an elderly- punter Paceeses by JOHN H. WOODBURY looking lady as she went into the bird-store. ** Yes, Bon -Bons. Ree eCity, Ne. | ma‘am, Here is one that is a beauty, and highly edu- Use Woodbury's Facial Soap. By Sail, gots, cated.* Does he—does he swear?” **No, ma‘am. Beicif Berek 48 Wasi SEB - = I would have recommended you this one here, only the fail Branch, fest St., Boston COOD NEWS old fellow is very profane at times. low much is et PRERTAMERICAN ? Why, ma‘ar, dont want him? Ven, Tuo. You keow there are AT@OFOL Ks se to reform him."—, he fo orphing, and Winky Hab ing temperance lecture in one line: ** One drink is too ‘OPIUM Ez ard Trentment sent frst - -1 much; two drinks are not enough." —Chicago Times, AMEE, Beers Hox3s LaPoyetiey tad Pears Soap HENRY WARD BEECHER WROTE : “If CLEANLINESS is next to GODLINESS, soap must be considered as a means of GRACE, and a clergyman who recommends MORAL things should be willing to recommend soap. I am told that my com- mendation ot PEARS’ Soap has opened for it a large sale in the UNITED STATES. I am willing to stand by every word in favor of it I ever uttered. A man Airy trert Gack, _ must be fastidious indeed who is not satisfied with it.” 9 is the best, the most elegant and the most economical of all P EARS soaps for general Toi.eT Purposes. It is not only the most attractive, but the purest and cleanest. It is used and recommended by thousands of intelli- gent mothers throughout the civilized world, because while serving as a detergent and cleanser, its emollient properties prevent the chafing and discomforts to which infants are so liable. It has been established in I.ondon 100 years as A COMPLEXION SOAP, has obtained 15 international Awards, and is now sold in every city in the world. It can be had of nearly all Druggists in the United States; but de sure that you get the genuine, as there are worthless imitations. CARL PRETZEL'S PHILOSOPHY. Der unconshtant man vas hafe no abbetite for friend- shkibs. Der clouds of ignorance vas full mit der rains of vicketnesses, “To-day vas yours but a power so bigger like you vas got a mortgage on to-morrow. Der voridt don'd vas always hafe a bandages on her eyes vhen she confers some favors, Der vorldt nefer don'd sometimes tum its back on a feller oxcept it been his own fault. Fame vas float der mouth out of der multitoot.. Honor vas come der hear out of der trooly goot. Rebutation dot don'd got a blemishes on it vhent der ark in mit Noah und fergot to come der ark out. Vhen you t'ink of der fun you vas vant awful bad, yoost t'ink of der sorrow vat you don'd got already. Dot's besser your oxbectations don’d rise too dhen you don'd got so many disabbointments, ain'd it? —National Weekly, ‘The tone of the Sohmer Piano is particularly dis- tinguished on account of its volume and purity, its rich- ness and singing quality, and its sympathetic character throughout the entire scale. Parrens Corrmouren. 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