Judge — May 11, 1889 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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84 JUDGE ~ PLEURISY GURED. E. E. Dudley, Kingston, Ontario, says: “Six years ago I caught a severe cold standing in an ice-house with my coat off. I felt myself get- ting chilly and went to the house, where I shook for half an hour and then had high fever and terrible pain in my side and through my lungs. I put an ALLCOCK’S PoROUS PLASTER on my back and one on the front of my chest, and in a short time the pain decreased and I fell asleep, and did not wake until the next morning, when I was again quite as well as ever, In telling my doctor about it, he said I had been attacked with pleurisy and, possibly, pneumonia.” Beware of imitations, and do not be deceived by misrepresentation. Ask for ALLCOCK’S, and let no explanation or solicitation induce you to accept a substitute. ~ uieere COMPANY'S EXTRACT OF MEAT. Finest and Cheapest Meat Flavoring Stock for Soups, Made Dishes and Sauces. 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We will send to any address on receipt handsome bank, bound. tn paper cover, and CoM taining goviof the best Fecitations ever fewed, “Aedes f SPOGIEVIE, Publisher, sy Rose Street, New York, of 30 cents, WEARYIN’ FOR YOU. Jest a-wearyin’ for you, ‘All the time a-feelin’ biue; Wishin’ for you, wonderin’ when You'll be comin’ home agen; Restless—don't know what to do, Jest a-wearyin’ for you. Keep a-mopin’ day by day; Dull—in everybody's way; Folks they smile an’ pass along Wonderin’ what on earth is wrong; "Twouldn’t help ‘em if they knew— Jest a-wearyin’ for you. Room's so lonesome, with your chair Empty by the fireplace there: Jest can’t stand the sight o| Go out doors and roam a bi But the woods is lonesome, too, Jest a-wearyin’ for you. Comes the wind with soft caress Like the rustlin’ of your dress; Blossoms fallin’ to the ground Softly-like your footsteps sound; Violets like your eyes so blue, Jest a-wearyin’ for you. Mornin’ comes.. The birds awake (Use to sing so for your sake), But there's sadness in the notes That come thrillin’ from their throats; Seem to feel your absence too, Jest a-wearyin’ for you. Evenin’ falls. I miss you more When the dark gloom’s in the door; Seems jest like you orter be ‘There to open it for me! Latch goes tinklin’—thrills me through— Sets me wearyin’ for you. Jest a-wearyin' for you, ‘All the time a-feelin’ biue: Wishin’ for you, wonderin’ when You'll be comin’ home agen, Restless—don't know what to do, Jest a-wearyin’ for you. *, Stanton in Adlanta Constitution, The two newest books issued by the Judge publishing company, New York, are ‘Lady Car," by the well- known English authoress, Mrs. Oliphant, and ** Jack of Hearts," by another prominent English writer. ‘Lady Car" is the latest story from Mrs. Oliphant’s pen, and. her fame needs no further mention. ‘* Jack of Hearts” isa breezy English romance—a story of Bohemia. It has recently been dramatized abroad and is a strong story with some unique points.—Paterson (N. J.) Press. MR. “ PHTHOLOGNYRRH. The Ingenious Way Mr. Turner Spelt His Name Out. English spelling is remarkable for its indefinite variety. As long as“ tizic” is spelled ** phthisic” the voice of the spelling reformer should be heard in the land. Mr. Fimner, in the following incident, ia view of oor pres- ent method of spelling. was entirely consistent Jones met his friend Turner on the train, ‘They are both going to Janesville and stop at the same hotel. ‘Turner registered his name thusly: “E. K. Phtholognyrth.” Jones, noticing it, exclaims: * Here! What are you assuming such a foreign, out- landish name for? Are you in any trouble?” “Not a bit of it,” replies Turner; “and I am not assuming any foreign name. “What kind of a name is that?" demanded Jones. That is my identical old name,” persis:s Turne “and it is English, too—pronounced plainly * Turner. “1 can't see how you get ‘Turner’ out of those thirteen letters, and, besides, what is your object in spelling that way ?" asks Jones, “Well, you see, nobody ever noticed my name on the register when I wrote it Turner,” explains the latter, “but since I commenced writing it *Phtholognyrrh’ put them all to guessing. “They wonder what nation I am from; what my name is, Ican now hear people talk about me all around. It’is as I said before—it English spelling. * phthistic’; * olo, the ‘ur’ in colonel’; * gn, there is the ‘n' ; ‘yrrh," is the sound of *er’ in‘ myrrh,” Now, if that don't ‘spell ‘Turner,’ what does it spell ?"— Yankee Blade. 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