Judge — May 11, 1889 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Y FRENCH SOUPS READY FOR USE REQUIRE ONLY HEATING. fareen Ture. ¢ Frintanter. Julienne. Tprraptn Ot Matton roe, Hocte Furte. (Rieter ve Neate able Mutiauentawny, Te De (or Soup and Hoult, In 1}6-Piot Glass Jars, Quart, Pint and }4-Pint Cans, CLAM BROTH, PUT UP IN GLASS JARS. We ask for a trial and a comparison with any other Brand on the market, ‘The excellent quality of these Soups has caused them to be exclusively served on the Palace, Huffet, or Parlor Care ofthe Pals Ajton and Tot poulllon, West. Shore Railroad 2 HL RRR. CO, LENSER. VIA wi EST SHORE OF WORLD-FAMED. HUDSON RIVER. POPULAR ROUTE FOR BUSINESS AND PLEASURE TRAVEL. Magnificent Si Cars Without Cha New York and I suffalo, Toronto, Detroit, Toledo, Chicago . Louls, ickets via West United States and C: Ask for tickets ¥ route. West Shore and see that they read via this RAILWAY SOLID AND COMPLETE VESTIBULED TRAINS, BUFFET COMPARTMENT CARS and FREE RECLINING CHAIR CARS, RUN DAILY BETWEEN CHICAGO and ST. LOUIS. The only Road operating such magnificent train service ‘The aly Lise rasaing Threagh Vestfbaled Sleeping Care Between ST. LOUIS, NEW YORKand BOSTON Via NIAGARA FALLS. A Direct Route with through trains between Chicago and Kansas City and Toledo und Kansas City ‘Ticket agents in the United States or Canada can tell you atlabout this Railway, of you can address JOHN MeNULTA, | K.H. WADE, Receiver Gen. Supt.” Gen. Pasi. THe Agt. A. D. DWELLE, Ass't Gen'l Pass'r and Ticket Agent. CHICAGO. S. W. SNOW, “THE FIRST WEALTH IS HEALTH." DR. JAEGER'S Sanitary Woolen System Company, Combino Pleasure with Safoty ! nd adults are equall wes in the mot lescriptions, illustrations, samples of materials and tof the oF dg, Sanitary, Woolen ape 0, katy of Presideat and Mra. Han. ‘Presbirot and Mrs. Morton, po ied cablnets be mail. etx, otek. NOVELTY Ca dsaree Bey Gears hs Pentuber, Show eylee Abeer Soe (laiogue tre. A VICE-VERSA LIST. Of things for which we have no use at any time of day We've never made a list, we've never made a list, And we don't propose to schedule now the items in that Which never would be missed, which never would be missed; We don't propose to tabulate the cu who drips with odes [And who at just this season all his metric slush unloads: We'll never recapitulate the monkey and his Who organize annoyances quite equal (the bard, ‘The vender of the early shad, the fertilifer fiend, The resurrected tramp from whom the country can't be weaned, The seedsman’ and “‘old-bottles” man, the flaming an- archist— All these the world concedes, of course, can never more be missed. But vice-versa there are things well known to all man- kind, Of which’ we have a list, of which we have a list, ‘That regulate themselves among the artiles we find As certain to be missed, as certain to Be missed. For instance, there’s your ‘* umberel!”—now isn’t it confessed That when you've need of that afar it's usually non est? The watermelons that you plant along the public way, Aren't they among the absentees when comes the har- vest day? The last train home from Swindler’s creek, where you have fishing been, “ Hain’t” that considerably gone when you have strag- gled in? And ‘mong the other items missed, how is it ‘bout the When jon eie playing short-stop in the muffin coterie? And bow about the cat you've thrown’ your only boot- jack at? The comfort you had hoped to find when living ina lat? And oh! the “' cop"—the king of clubs him exist, Now surely you can wa —Wade when calls for that he'll be among the missed? Whipple in Richmond Dispatch, Mr. Booze of Peoria has married an‘Indiana lady. This is not the first time that Peoria’s chief product has figured at a wedding. —Chicago Herald, “Years and years will roll by ere his friends will cease to forget him,” is the pathetic comment of an Oakland newspaper in a mortuary editorial. —San Fran- cisco Alta, Husband—" \ word to the wise is ‘sufficient, dear.” Wife—"" 1 know it, darling. ‘That's why continually and everlastingly talking to you, ington Critic, my ve to be Wash. “You greet that lady with great deference, Maud. Who is she?” ‘She? Why she is Mrs. Foolscap. She is literary.” ‘* What has she written?” ‘Oh, she has just had a story rejected by the Addantic,"— Commoniveath. "Spring, spring, beautiful spring’ “The time when pneumonia seems to abound; ‘The birds are all warbling and joyfully sing— Measles and sore throats are spreading around. “ Spring, spring, beautiful spring!” ‘The children take doses of sulphur at night; The wonders of nature pervade everything— But livers are not acting thoroughly right. “Spring, spring, beautiful spring!” “The Scthmatle organ is up and about: To flannels and ulsters I faithfully cling— For spring is not just what the poets make out. —Philadelphia Times, Lady Car: the Sequel of a Life,” is a late novel by Mrs Oliphant. Lady Car was first’ married to a brute, but he dies in the first chapter, leaving her free to be: stow her money and love onthe man of her choice. He tured out to be less than her fancy had painted him, a man who led a graceful existence, but had no more soul than a clam. Her son by the former hus- band took after his sire, and was banished to Africa when poor Lady Car passed to eternity.— Buffalo (N. ¥.) Courier. It is better to give than to receive—especially in a personal encounter. “Have you given up anything in Lent, Mr. Paste Parish ? ‘Mr. Parish (with deep feeling)—" Yes, sir; 1 have given up $27 for an Easter bonnet for my wife."—Netw York Sun. FINEST LINE EVER a trated T lege lustre ene Pros POPE: MFG-Co-— - DRESS MAKING DEPARTMENT. Evening and Reception Costumes, Mountain, Sea- shore, Lawn Tennis, and Traveling Dresses made to order. Ladies’ Riding Habits, Coats, Wraps and Jack Steamer and Traveling Shawls. 12651128 Cheatawt Sk Philadelphia Le TOP ROYAL, The Popular Collar. Manufactured exclusively by MENCMCeL LES Corliss Bros. &Co.,Troy, N.Y. For Sale by All Mens’ Furnishers. New Yorks 36 Franklin St. Chicago: 247 & 249 Monroe Mt. Piso's Remedy for Catarrh is the Best, Easiest to Use, and Cheapest. CATARRH Sold by druggists or sent by mall. Soc, ELT, Hazeltine, Warren, Pa. KNOX’ WORLD-RENOWNED HATS. ADSOLUTELY PERFECT. Retail stores, 212 Broadway. corner Fulton st: 194 Sth ave. under Fifth Avenue Hotel; 340 Fulton st., Brooklyn, and 191 & 198 State st., Chicago. Agents for the sale of these high class Hats can be found in every city In the United States. THD b, &M SHUTTER BOW and LOCK Price 10 Cents each, Postpald. Patented July 10, 1883, A simple, cheap ond invention for fastening Attached to any window in two min- utes at a cost complete of 10 cents, Will not rot, neither wind ner thieves can move it. An orna- ment to the window. Why bow shutters with a piece of string when this is available ? AGENTS WANTED; special rates and territory given by MERRILL & SOX, 90 Varick Street, NEW YORK. comicbooks.com