Judge — May 11, 1889 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE 83 TIMELY WARNING. In the hammock, slowly swinging, Where the butterflies are winging Idly through the summer ai Lies a maiden sweetly dreamin, Through the boughs the sunlight streaming, Glints upon her golden hair, Coming close to her, I wonder At her beauty, and I ponder Whether it would be a sin Just to kiss her, or would make her ‘Angry, if the kiss should wake her, Pressed above her dimpled chin, "Neath her lashes bright eyes twinkling All at once give me an inkling ‘That her slumber is a sham; And my faint resolve grows firmer, ‘When her ripe lips softly mumur: ** Goodness, Jack! Don’t be a clam!" —Somerville Journal, When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. When she had Children, she gave them Castoria, I see it stated,” remarked the financial editor, “that Jay Gould will return a bull,” ** That's clearly'a mis- take,” replied the snake editor; ‘* Jay Gould was never known to return anything.” —Pitisbury Chromict- Tele graph. “Sad case that of one of my tailors," said a Water street merchant this morning. “The best man I had working on trousers has become totally deaf.” “* You don't mean it; what_was the cause of it?” asked the anxious customer. ‘I don't know, but I suppose it re- sulted from working among such extremely loud spring patterns,” was the unfeeling reply.—£vmira Gazette, I want stone steps to this house," she said to the architect as they were discussing the plans.‘ Yes'm; but stone steps are dangerous in winter.” ‘I don't care, Mrs. Blank has stone steps to her house, and I'll have to mine.” ‘Ves; but she fell en them and broke a leg the other day.” “Then I'll fall and break both legs. I'm not going to let her crow over me.""—Detroit Free Press. Use Angostura Bitters to stimulate the appetite and keep the digestive organs in order. Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons, sole manufacturers. At all druggists. “Had a row over at your house last night, didn’t you, old man?" “Oh, no; not at all. Why do you ask?" ‘Thought I heard a commotion.” ‘Ab, I see. You heard my wife inquiring why I came home So late. Nothing serious, I assure you."—A©inneapolis Tribune. “+ I beg your pardon, madam; I was going by without speaking, but you looked so charming to-day that I didn't know you."—San Francisco Wasp. “DANDRUFF should never be neglected, be cause its natural end is in BALDNESS." “The persistence of ITCHING is peace-de- stroying and exhausting to the vital powers. SCRATCHING is not nice, nor half as satisfying asa SHAMPUO with PACKER'S Tar Soap which allays Itching, cures Dandruff and Skin Diseases, pre- ents Baldness and leaves the skin delightfully smooth, soft clastic and healthful. 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And who that has ever read it can forget ‘* Napoleon Smith,” that takes one’s breath away with the swing and swoop of its dramatic stenes; or * Star-Crossed, the Life and Love of an Actress," So pathetic in the onward flow of its sentences, and so tragic in the denouement? If one wants a novel with life in it at every point and the nerve of action dominating every chapter, he wants to ask for 2 Jupce novel-Dunsvile (NW. Y.) Advertiser. A musical critic says of Von Bulow’s piano playin “The exquisite beauty of his tone-color, his shading, his finished phrasing, and his admirable adjustment of dynamic efforts,” etc. A young lady piano torturer up town is addicted to those “dynamic efforts," too. We never heard her-play, but a young man who boards in the same house ways it ‘‘ sounds like thunder; from which it may be jnferred that her ‘* dynamic efforts” are not properly adjusted.—Norristowon Herald, * I'd like to be an angel ‘And with the angels stand,” Jemima softly murmured, ‘A hymn-book in her hand; Her mother called, ** Jemima, Come, help me with my work!" “Bo it yourself,” she answered, gia s' am a Turk?” yous Pe Nebraska State Journal The young man on the Troy Press who has for years been a prey to Andersonmania now speaks of Mary Anderson as a ‘' cold, chaste queen.” Alas, alas! We fear he can never be anything but a brother to her.— Utica Observer. Jones (who is canvassing the borough)—"' Oh, what a Yery charming baby! I've always taken such an in- terest in very young children. A—how old is it?” Elector's ‘wife (with pride)—" Only just fourteen weeks, si fones—"* Really! tandon Punch VISITORS TO EUROPE TIFFANY & CO., New York. 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