Judge — March 9, 1889 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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CASH. RYH. Cash! thou art a ruling power, \ mighty king. In busy mart, at ev'ry hour, Thy voice doth ring In paper green, and yellow Thy cu © wealth 18 told. ‘To gain thee good, pure souls are sold For what they bring. Ob, Cash! thou art a bonded slave. Poor little one! A day of liberty you crave, When all is done, At everybody's beck and call, Upstairs and down, through crowded hall. What matter, now and then, a fall? Life’s just begun, But by-and-by a maiden fair You'll be, ‘tis true; em divine, and yolden hair, And eyes of blue And then the man who owns the place Will bow before such gentle grace ; He “Cash” will gain in your sweet face, Ind s0 will you wi RAKE RYTINGE. HUM OF THE COURT. [F ONE JUDGES by quantity ma ilure; but if one judges by quality it ought to be. MAY BE stages in heaven on the seventh jay ; but if there are shall I not spread my wings ? hepard. F O'REILLY prophesied that Ireland would ¢ home rule in 1889. Prophecy is generally poetry. but it has frequently the distinction of deserv= ing to be fact. oul riage in Utah is not Phili Uxcte Pritir—" Good mornii house fer ter warn yer dat dey's a ne ter be fond ob chick'ns. PRISON is said to have more good musi- cians than any other establishment of that kind ; but there is this draw! to go beyond the bars. Mk-¢ low’s yo" Leghorns a ack—the musicians alway How's yo" Leg want VE > hi Des out of offic split huff too, NO LAPLANDER has ever written a song. Now if it may be added that no Laplander has ever whistled one Lapland will presently be a xreat summer resort. such ina huff.’ ad temper that one paper says he Yes, by Jove! and it looks like a sea-breeze ashore. HE LA a woman shouldn't bicycle. HAD never regarded Pittsburg city: but it's boy weighing 650 pounds was buried there the other day his surviving mother w more than he did. BLIZZARD a year ago came on the 12th of March, ‘The one for this year irked for March 4; but 1s mild and lovely as and for four y at least everybody will re- joice because it came. THERE IS SAID, by the Chicago Times, to be decrease of ten per cent. in the business intelligence of Chicago during the past five years, and the Times lays it to the employment of women. When a newspaper talks thus foolishly one is inclined to think the decrease is twenty per cent, at least. HERE WILL be lots of civil-service reform in this administration; but the hundredth man, who believes in himself to the sacrifice of the ninety and nine to his opinion, behold you! that man shall have his head run into the ground that his boots may have a monopoly of the subsequent kicking.” nd in the clergyman’s language. ars, AFTER THE RUNAWAY. Lone ISLAND FARMER —" Vou don’t look ‘xaetly like a tramp. in thar?” Mr. MontmoreNcy Liversox—" My friend, this is all that’s left of our Hemp- stead straw-ride. There are just fourteen of tus under this pile.” What yer doin’ A FRIENDLY CAUTION. Mr. WEEPLEIGH (zoho has come arvund the corner unexpectedly) . squire; good mornin’, sah! fambly ob coons moved in ober on d -gittin’ “long, sah ?” of the women bicyclers N AMERICAN COUPLE were recently jood morning, Uncle 1 war jist a-comin’ up to yo! dey’s Ii'ble MS are wearing away the Atlantic coast so rapidly that presently we shall have fo live at sea in order to get the summer excellent in some respects, but in all the others it was quite the reverse, To begin with, married t If the clergy of this country do not need protection, the couple that bought that cheap marriage will eventually ery out for a divorce. HERE IS astory that the duchess of Marlborough uncertain temper, and that in conse- quence the duke is seriously alarmed. The whirligig of time is pretty good at arith- metic. ULIA WARD HOWE has been re-clected presi- dent of the woman-suff league of Boston. Mrs. Howe has served long enough in that capacity to be exempt. and we should think she would ben enough to shout the battle-cry of free dom, VE NEVER did anything wrong until Adam failed to find the key-hole to the chief gate of paradise at four o'clock in the morning; and at the same time we must charitably remember that our chief male parent was built with the various human'weak- nesses. Chinese clergy- s to her