Judge — March 2, 1889 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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LEETLE TOWHEAD. 1859. >M™ an’ jolly, jolt Useter play abaout the farm thar to Stock: bridge? Goll Wa'n't but wo year old, an’ run—Lord, yeou coulda’t cotch him ! Useter make the women folks mighty spry ter watch him. Wa'n't afeard o” man ner beast—thar, thet jest reminds me, On'y, when I think oa it, suthin’ upan’ blinds He useter run abaout the bara with the hired men (darn ‘ern! G\_Larmt him swar-words—an’ I vaow, quick ter larn ‘em!) olt jest ter try an’ break him ; . but harnsome ez they make ‘em. All the men was skeered, but Boy hankered ter get at him, Useter try an’ git a chance jest ter go an" pat him!" Golly, haow he useter tease—coulda’t skeerce resist hin But they watched him clus, ontell one fine day we missed him! Didn't take us long ter git over ter the stable, Runnin’ with aour cloggin’ skirts fast ez we was a Stagagerin’ ter the stable door, weak an’ almost fallin’, Thar we heerd his leetle voice in the distance callin’. Haow we hurried, skeer'd an’ faint with the awful danger. An’ ther set Towhead, chirrupin', in the Mack colt's nrancer ? leetle Towhead Boy, allus cute a’ w't he Don’t tell me ther ain't no God Hut on'y God an’ him ud fool araound the black colt's manger! AID AND ADVICE TO THE INJURED AND UNINJURED. It is not serious to tumble to some things. Ifa man falls in love it is unwise to attempt to rescue him. a maiden’s heart is broken, a check for $10,000 is a good plaster to mend it with, If a man tells you to“ come off,” do not jump at a conclusion, for you may not be able to collect your accident insurance, HOW IT HAPPENED. ers, before the concert, spoke about the reperforre of therwise excellent people do not understand French, A rural couple who sat near the stage were evidently among these other- All the ci the soprano, Ma wise exeellent people. When the soprano appeared, very scantily clothed as to arms and neck, “ How disgusting!” exclaimed the lady. responded tee comp nion, pityingly. Probably tore S OFTEN TAUGHT. ton was small, A little itt she kindly helped one day. gareman was very rich, With treasure hid away And when he died he left it all ‘That litte giel to pay. This is the noble reason why ht to speak the tru The poor I should regard, se when Washington was young, Recause sometimes, when they are rich, He was a truthful youth. They gratefully rew. JUDGE character * Why, just look at the re; ing it Chgo!” She (kissing him tenderly)—“ good care of you.” Honeymoone flats. always stuck somewhere.” “ARS But why this extra affection 2” Dh, [mr going to call on Mrs, Neubryde, 55th tloor of the Don't expect me till you see me, for their elevator’s VERY SUSPICIOUS. “What grounds have you for supposing Mr, Porker a suspicious d the hotel clerk of the private dete ster,” returned the lynx-eyed officer.“ He says he’s from Chicago, but he has written the word out instead of spell- IN “FAST” AMERICA. Good-bye, dear. Erinora will take 335 A BID FOR FUTURE COMFORT. Lirtue Perer FReavepnes—" buying slippers.” SHor-DEALER— Lr ¥ Perk is th’ most stylish, an’ you gets a free HOPE LONG DE string one true beau-knot would be!" Mr. Chayrerr Coles, en see "f dat Kk! jes look « gor hack f ly, Mistah, at dat w n Californy A PET OF SOME UTILITY. “Not say, boss! nes made of worsted wi ket to our next Injun show thought Miss Priscilla Lingering, spool of thread into a thousand mazes as it fr one! You do not know how much better tha that’s my mother over there RRED. as her kitten tangled the ked, play on, happy hundred bows to your n't him? Well, well, dat’s s’pri [Vought hit wuz, shore! comicbooks.com