Judge — 1888 — page 46: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

GOOD THINGS FROM JUDGE. AT THE CHOWDER CLUB BALL. “Lif me a little, Mistah Willyums—liff me! CHANCE TO SUPPLY A FELT WANT. “I see by a New York paper, Oscar,” said Mrs. Wilde, “that the demand for flats in that city is very great.” “Well?” queried Oscar. “Oh, nothing; but if you go to New York, dear, you must take me with you” An Ohio scientist says the earth’s crust is held up by natural gas, and anybody who has talked with J. Amoy Knox knows to a certainty that that’s what keeps the sky in position. ‘SUPPORT ASSURED. Scroccis—* Well, old boy, are you making a good living now ?” Wiccrer—"'Oh, yes; my Wife’s still on the stage.” ‘aint turned ‘round mo’ en free times sence we kem on de flooah !”” HE FEARED THE RESULT. Horse dealer—*Yes, that’s a good hoss. trick that I'm afraid he'll never be cured of.” Prospective purchaser——“* What's that?” Horse dealer—* Well, you see he sorter likes to take ahold of a person by the pants and hold ‘em up. But you needn't be alarmed, he never does any damage.” Prospective purchaser—“ Yes, but you see I'm away from home a good deal, and my wife generally attends to the horse.” He’s got only one A lady in Peloskey, Mich., put phosphorus on her bunion the other night, and in consequence the local fire department turned out, thinking the chimney on fire. THEATRICAL POSTER OF THE DAY. “Jim the Penman.” comicbooks.com