Judge — 1888 — page 40: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

GOOD THINGS AD INFINITUM. , dat de world ain't a flyin’ ‘round in de ssibam my opini er on a rock. air like a pin-w - Ye -yes, doninie, dat may be, but what does dat rock set on ?” “ Another rock, in course.” + Well, an’ what does dat one set on?” “ Bruver Whi n't as’ sich jackass 1 queshuns. way down, fo’ shuah Dey is rocks all de HIS GREAT GOOD LUCK. When Bacchus was saved from the flood, you will mark That he was not of those with old Noah in the ark— His grand vice it was saved him, although you may doubt it— He was so very drunk he knew nothing about it. A woman predicted that the falls of Niagara would run dry on the 15th of August, and now she vindicates herself with the excuse that there was too much water to permit the experiment. FROM JUDGE. JUST THE THING. . OLp Rust veTeraN—+T'll apply for that situation at once.” A MODEL HUSBAND. Mrs. Brown was endeavoring to console her young married daughter who was weeping over her husband’s short-comings. “What could I do, my dear? _ I married you to Ernest because he swore he had the secret of making you happy.” “True! m-m-mamma! it was a se-se-se-sccret, and he's k-k-k-k-kept it.” There will presently be a bathing costume without lock, stock or barrel, as they used to say of a certain kind of imaginary gun; and by that time “Clara Belle” will be so happy that she will not be able to contain herself in one of them. ON THEIR WASHINGTON TRIP. Horex cugst—"Chew real hard, Kate. It makes them dimuns sparkle like new coppers.” comicbooks.com