Judge — 1888 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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GOOD THINGS FROM JUDGE. BLINKS, THE ABSENT-MINDED. Street where he gets out—Undue haste— Falls over basket. “Great Scott! The one who set that basket there for a man to fall over should be lynched.” ies PATH, vanishing in the distance. that was my own Returning from market—"TN put this bas- ket where 1 won't forget it when I get out.” BOGGS'S ADVENTURE. explains that there is no necessity of going up the tree ; with a long stick he can knock the apples down. But circumstances alter cases. ‘The unexpected appearance of a big dog makes him think that perhaps it is necessary. His attempt to drive the brute away has only the effect of making him more furious. THE TURFMAN. Whene'er he makes a win, of course ‘The turfman thanks his gods: Yet it’s always on the shortest horse He gets the longest odds. GREAT TRUTHS. ‘The sunny side of life is gener- ally on the shady side of the street, Whenever you notice men gaz- ing ina store window you may be sure they are looking at the new- est thing in hosiery. If you make a mash across the street get a pair of opera glasses, because some women are very accommodating. Moon comes out and finds them still there. In fact he is positive that it will be altogether best. Calls valiantly to the girls not to be afraid. Bright idea strikes him. He will slip out of his coat and slip the next tree. and tries it But only succeeds in getting to Takes off his vest in, THE JILTED LOVER. She thought him too young, and he never forgave her For being so cruel and base; For without any reason she called him a shaver When he had hair on his face. SELLING THEM AT THE BOX OFFICE. Ticket purchaser—*See here, do you allow chestnut bells to be in this theatre?” But is treed before he gets far. Desperate he leaves his pants as a decoy. And this time is successful in rushing right into a party who have come to rescue him. Tcket seller —“ Oh, well, if you don't ring it too loud, I guess no one will object. Take a bell and one ticket, sir?” comicbooks.com