Judge — 1888 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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GOOD THINGS FROM JUDGE. AN OBLIQUE VIEW. LY (érving to sustain a conversation which has beome a trifle lwo deep for 'y, Miss Grailler, the diversity—I may say appositeness, of your—er—opin- antagonism to the way you ought to see things, and Tam alittle surprised that you don't look the--et_—q juarely in the face, and avoid all—ahem !—-cross purposes of —er_—er-—obliquit ”—(Gets all mixed up and stops.) . B.—Miss Grailler is afflicted with a slight squint, THEY STAND BY HIM. re these good stockings?” where only one was saved?” Customer—* Y. Clerk" Well, sir, when he got out of the wreck all he had on was a pair of stockings of this m: ke. Six pairs. Yes, sir. Cash!” WHAT IT MAY COME TO. Pension agent—* Want a pension, eh?” Applicant—* Pension agent: application 01 Applicant—*1 was never in the army.” Pension agent—“ You may consider the pension granted.” What grounds do you base your CONQUERED BY AN OLD FRIEND. New Forker—* Have you any new slang out here?” Omsha girl— “Oh, yes, When we hear an old, old story, or something that we know is a lie, we say ‘chestnut.’ It's great fun—but what's the matter, are you ill.” No, he had died ; that was all, WHAT HE LACKED. Fond mother—‘*Isn't he a beauty? and only lacks one thing of being the exact likeness of his pa.” Dr. Snubb—* And that is”— Litile Tommy (interruptingly)—“ False teeth.” IT HAD ‘ANCHORED HIM DOWN. ‘Housekeeper—“Come, now! You've had a good dinner and you'd better move on. Tramp—* That's a nice thing to say to a man after that piece of mince pi NO BUSINESS DONE THERE. Subscription agent — “Does your husband take a daily paper, ma'am?” I should say so. You heard about the railroad acciden: out west Xi SCHR Stele Fee sie Colla Rot Sa Pag feat , B= BUF (VAR, HAE wieHtsE SCOR Pascep Hppcngeae HR, RANE i SUC PRIS Wig Sve FoR Fhar ORD Wooo bits ARoveD Sos FoR.cArpion on fa “scone” ort cgazen Gay Bc Fone ; Teoria, OYE Wo Bots Hor gine, fin, she Beeins 20 FALLY; ea is BUR Som? 1s FIkCD - By SSARLy 1h, CUR ARKEY WKS AF Hts AN IDEA. FATHER (reading. -*- * Mordecai rent his clothes unt put on sackcloth mit ashes unt vent Woman—*No. John has never been addicted to out into ter mist of der city unt cried mit a loud unt bitter cry.’ Now, Aaron, my son, vy it so far, and I don't think he wants to begin now. “dhe sty Good morning.” them.” 'AARON”—""T s'pose he cried because he could only rent his clothes ; he vanted to sell comicbooks.com