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JUDGE - 127 ROMEO A LA SARAH. “Oh, merry sprite of fun and jest, What fs the latest news ‘That has a flavor in its zest ‘That no one may refuse?” “The latest news is—oh, dear me! It's just too funny—there! Just wait awhile, and you will see ‘A sight both rich and rare. “What will it be?” ‘*'Twill be a play So funny, tears will flow, When Sarah Bernhardt will essay The part of Romeo.” Ye gods! when that rich sight we see, The theme for satire begs; For then the drama, you'll agree, Will be on its last legs! Earl Marble in San Francisco Wasp. Defeat isa school in which truth always grows strong. ‘Though your disease bafile your physician, if you put your blood in good order with Warner's ‘Log Cabin Sarsaparilla, you can rely on finally growing well anc strong. Pure blood means good health. If all the stump speeches in the past campaign could be cut up into cord-wood the poor people in this country would have fuel enough to keep them red-hot all winter. —New York Herald. CATARRH CURED. Aclergyman, after years of suffering {rom that loathsome disease, Catarrh, and vainly trying every known remedy, at tast found a recipe which completely cured and saved tim ffom Geath. "Any sutlcrer fro thes dreadful disease sending a self Sidvessed stamped eneclope to Prot, JA. Lawrence, 83 Warren ‘St, New Vork City, will receive the recipe free of charge. Nothing tires a smart_man so quickly as seeing a lazy man resting himself.—AMartha's Vineyard Herald. Mrs, Jennie T. Wandle, who is at the bead of the new literary bureau in this city which reads and markets books and smaller literature, is amply competent and fully responsible, and the Jubcr. gives her its heartiest indorsement without hesitation or reservation. ‘The wife who sews on buttons is better than one who speaks seven languages. —Boston Courier. DECKER BROTHERS® PIANOS | 33 UNION SOUARE New Yorx GRY Heit Righetti ty Senund a Rerpecel Iagomtion wtih ones bree Cat fal Ingumetion franning We Geors’ Kepmolge Durrant fom tnfrncine a Feasomeed & & NEW PROBABILITIES. When you see a man going home at 2 o'clo morning, and his wife is waiting for him, it will prob- ably turn out stormy, When a man’ receives a bill for goods his wife has bought unknown to him, look out for thunder and light- ning. When a man goes home and finds no supper ready, the fire out, and wife visiting the neighbors, it is likely to be cloudy. Burdette applies one ear to. the keyhole of fancy and hears this: ‘Twill be frank and truthful with you, darling,” said George Himself, tenderly, “* as T intend to be after we are married. You are not beauti- ful, but you have more good sense than all the pretty girls I know pat together.” ** And I, too, will be frank and truthful,” replied Amanda Herself, for it was she. “You don't know as much as a last year's bind’s nest, but you have a large mouth and'keep it open longer at a time than any man Lever saw.” She smiled like an When a man promises to take his wife to a party and | angel when she ceased to speak, and somehow George changes his mind after she is dressed, you may expect | Himself began to wonder whether the franking privilege a shower. | couldn't be carried to excess. When a man saves his cigar money to buy his wife a = new bonnet and the children new shoes, it indicates a spell of sunshine, When a man dies and leaves a nice widow with plenty of money, and you see her walking out with the execu- | tor on Sunday afternoons, a change is imminent.— National Weekly. A NEW SYSTEM OF PHOTOGRAPHY. THE Kodak camera. Loaded for 100 instantancous pictures. 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One of ** the profession,” I should suppose, must have had | something to do with it—but I have been unable to give | q pp ANT it a critical review. 1 have been more interested in the | ARE. i ee superb success of the Jucr. itself—and have pleasure z STS. in tendering my hearty congratulations upon the great WAREROOME%!< victory. 149, 151, 153, 155 EAST 14TH STREET, N.Y. Cin Yours truly, M. Hatsteap, SOTIMER 8 CO., G. Cleveland went in for a bluff, And played a daring game; But Harrison just staked enough, And got there all the same. —Boste Gazette, - 3 . After what we suffered in September and October we can take a good deal of fine weather in November and | December without feeling as though we had overdrawn | our account.— Hartford Courant. A Memphis woman took baking powder for strych- nine and laid around for five hours waiting for death, When it didn't come she arose and spanked her four children and went over to condole with a neighbor. 3G Yonkers Gazette, XTRA DRYZY K-WREN. 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