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This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. The dominant content consists of product advertisements typical of late 19th-century magazines: patent medicines (Allcock's Plasters for pneumonia), cigars, champagne, extract of meat, and other goods. The only satirical content is the "Japanese Serenade, After Amelie Rives"—a parody poem mocking the ornate, pseudo-exotic literary style popular in the 1880s. The nonsense words ("flubdub," "doodledoo," "lum-te-tum") ridicule overwrought Romantic verse and the fashion for Japanese-influenced aesthetics. Amelie Rives was a contemporary American writer known for sentimental fiction, making her a recognizable target for mockery. The satire is literary rather than political—Judge's editors are lampooning affected artistic pretension and flowery language rather than addressing current events or public figures.
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128 JUDGE CURE OF PNEUMONIA. Wititam A. Sawver, H Niagara Co., N. Y., says: “About a year ago I was taken with a severe pain in both lungs. I was first attacked with a violent chill, then a dreadful pain and then a cough accompanied by considerable fever. It looked very much like a bad attacs of pneumonia. A friend of mine procured five ALLCOCK’S PLASTERS. One he put under each arm, one under each shoulder blade, and one on my chest close around my throat. In a few hours the cough ceased, the pain gradually abated and | broke out in a profuse perspiration. I fell into.a profound sleep, and the next day was almost well. I wore the Plasters eight days afterwards, and have never had any trouble since.” Beware of imitations, and do not be deceived by misrepresentations. Ask for ALLCOCK’S, and let no explanation or solicitation induce you to accept a substitute. WASHINGTON SEC. Great Vintage 1884. J, ROUSSILLON & CO., EPERNAY, PRANCE, Known as the Purest and Driest Champagne in the United ‘States by all lovers of good wine. Road, gE PYRIFFER, General Manager, 169 Greenwich St., N.Y. CARL UPMANN’S BOUQUET CIGAR. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS, All genuine Cant. Ururaxn’s Bovovrr Cicass have a band bearing his name, as in above cut, This fs the fnest three-fora ‘quarter cigar manufactured in the world. For the past six years it has been sold by the leading jobbers in the United States. and Has steadily yy and volume, and to-< stands without a fival, "For sale by all first-class Retallers and by the following well-known Jobbers, Howard W. Spurr & Co, Boston. | Sprague, Warner & Co, Chicaga Ross W. Weir & Ca, New York. | The Western News Co., Chicago. Heary Stans Cincnati Fred, J. Kiesel & Con Ogden. Jas. H, Brookmire & Co, St, Loui. | Idelmaa Bros. C? McCord, Brady & Co, Omaha, | Harrison, Farrington & Coy 4, $. Brown & Bro, Denver. Measeapalis. Geo. Wright & Bron, Milwaukee. | T. C. Power & Bro., Fort Benton. H.W, Bernhem & Co. T. M. Joslin, Bismark. Mertganery |B. Kaby Sata Fe Eldridge & Higgins, Columbus, 0, | Simon Baer’s Sons, Wheeling, W.Va. EJ. Hart & Co, New Orleans, La. increased in The finest Meat-Flavoring Stock. USE IT FOR SOUPS. Beef Tea, Sauces and Made Dishes EXTRACT OF MEAT. W. B.—Genuine only with fac-simile of Baron Uebig’s signature in BLUE INK across label. Sold by Storekeepers, Grocers and Druggists. LIEBIG'S EXTRACT OF MEAT CO., A, London. Persons send 106 for JAPANESE SERENADE, AFTER AMELIE RIVES. ‘The moonlight wanes to the jub-jub bird And the fal-als lightly sing. The cushing voice of the dole is heard And the tit ling 7 In the misty depths of the far above The starlets blink in blue ; ‘They wink and think but of you, my love, ‘They dream, my love, of you. Chickalee, tollol, ‘pitapat. Oh, the flubdub moans to his doodledoo, Who yearns for the doodledum; But ‘tis naught to the yearning I've for you As I play on my lum-te-tum. ‘The perwee wimples the night away In the lush of the welting dew, As I reeve the eve in a roundelay ‘To my beautiful Lee-tah-moo. Chickalee, tollol, pitapat. Oh, fly with me and we'll scortle off ‘Through the depths of the dimple glade ; 1 will slay the woosh and the joggerstawf With my swishing blithet blade ; No harm shall klope to my loveyday In the softy-ofty hours ; She shall lie and lisp on a cushaway In the loll of the wolly flowers. Chickalee, tollol, pitapat. Chicago Mail, One small particle in the Use Warner's Log a pain. ye pains the whole body. act. It will cure many body, but previous experience would seem to that the fellow who advertises liberally is likely to get the lion's share of the spoils. — Whitehall Times. The tone of the Sohmer Piano is particularly dis- tinguished on account of its volume and purity, its rich- ness and singing quality, and its symoathetic character throughout the entire scale. HELPS teDEAF Tneurable, ion Bae See te others Et Koard ditined one et ame iia to ¥ 1UIBOO: Broadway, cor. Hh Be N. ¥arforlluatrated book proofs ‘inlet Smith,’ A NOVEL. BY A WELL KNOWN NEW YORKER. COMMENTS OF THE PRESS. The first edition apotcon Smith," by a well-known New Yorker, of 50,000 has been exhausted. A second edition will be issued. Dewver Democrat. ‘apoleon Smith” is one of the peculiar works of the sea- itis having an immense run, the first edi copies being already exhausted.— Odio State four mal, japoleon Smith” is a remarkable story and a story markable interest. We can heartily commend the story as a ht specimen of the marvellous. Baltimore Telegram. olcon Smith" is none of your ordinary mixtures of in- ity anf tamencss. 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