Judge — November 24, 1888 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE A FAMILY DIFFERENCE. RUNNING THE GAUNTLET. “4 - MSS. DAISY BUFFINGTON Singular effect of a lady entering a car full of gentlemen (2). tried to entertain her Aunt Hepsibah, from Three Mile Junc- ast week, but lamentably failed in impressing the old lady with her niece's sense of: right and wrong. They boarded a train on the ele- vated railroad, and all the way down town Miss Daisy did her best to point out the objects of interest to be seen from the car windows, and explain to her kinswoman why such little accessories to the ensemble of the city as the Phelps statue and a west-sidewalk Sixth avenue dude were allowed to exist. On reaching the Battery the statue of Liberty was pointed out, and the rapt ex- pression on the good old lady's face was a study. She gazed and pon- dered and pendered and gazed, and finally broke out with, * For merey’s how did they float it out thar 2” “Why, auntie!" replied her convoy, “they built it in sections, just as, for instance, they built this elevated railroad. that we just came down on.” ba | vhat ?” exclaimed Aunt Hepsibah as she threw up her hand: * Why, the elevated railroad ; what is the matter, auntie 2" © Margaret D. Butlington, if you mean ter say that you've taken your unsuspectin’ aunt, who's been the secretary of the Three Mile Junction temp'rance club for goin’ on thirty year, on anythin’ elevated she's goin’ ter leave you, an’ leave you to once!" And she did, on a belt-line car which connected with the Grand Central station, HUM OF THE COURT. REAT TRUTHS—That the tariff is a tax, and that in the midst of life we are in death. [F YOU HAVE a friend that is doubtful as to his political duty, go and argue with him and give him a few pasters. be no war with England until the next nd then the war will be settled at the NNYSON is suffering with gout. We have sus- pected this ever since we read his last verses. P.S.— And his first. E STILL THINK that if President Cleveland and Governor Hill PROVIDE CARRIAGES for the aged and infirm. Or, if they can’t be assume to be Damon and Pythias they make a great mistake. moved safely, take the polls over tothem and let them vote in that way. MELIE RIVES, according to the Sia, plagiarizes Swine burne. That isa rape in literature for which the Eng- lishman ought to be profoundly grateful. WE HEAR of a man who read a New York Sunday paper all through; but it is the opinion of his physicians that what he died of was « simple matter of cholera infantum, HE CHRISTMAS PRESENT—The poor woman must have diamonds or she will be grieved; and the rich wo- man must have an inexpensive toy or she will be shocked. THE BLAINES were norunpleasantly conspicuous during the late discussion, but the fact. was demonstrated that they, like Mr. Cleveland, had a perfect right to attend to their own business. RY WARD BEECHER is sending back to the world, through mediums, such painful sermons as make the ious mad and stand Charles A. Dana on his head in the : of a wife of Wilmington, O., who ran aw from a rich husband in comps a tin pedler with- out a dollar to his name-—though, to be sure, he had what is lots of tin, THE PENALTY OF AVARICE. Mr. Sugntins ( from Caxsackie)—"* They And the festive Worcestershire got in a “clock in the morning. an who will get up ws Coxseckicy | aha a in the morning. Any man who will get up ter'drink all’) wanten + at that unseemly hour for the mere purpose of marriage must * be so insane as to be unfit for the ceremony. LY at Bridgeport, Conn,, there was a marriage