Judge — November 24, 1888 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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be sure, he is young enough to wait for the Demo- cratic resurrection that will come around—in about forty years, Sei op =o THE AMERICAN IDEA. WHAT THIS COUNTRY most wants is more Republican votes down south and more Democratic votes up north. That means an abolish- ment of sectionalism, and the adoption of broader, nobler and more patriotic politics. The solid south has been broken. Now let us break up thesolid north and have our national elections on national issues. THE UNCROWNED KING. THE JUDGE is going to make no cabinet for President Harrison. ‘The JUDGE half suspects that in that new president, judging him from his excellent speeches and his general good sense, the country, as the JUDGE. said some weeks ago, has secured a new Abraham Lincoln, and that there is nothing left but the opportunity to demonstrate that fact. But, of course, Mr. BI of the cabinet if he ce. He will go abroad if he wants that distinction. He is the hero of this splendid Republi He won it when some of the best of the other Republican orators put their tongues to the roof of the mouth and proclaimed nothing but their majestic silence. ‘The JUDGE only hopes that Mr. Blaine is sufficiently well and sufficiently ambitious to take a large share THE LAST AND UNKINDEST CUT. of the victory he won, . HENDERSON Riel ae It grieves me more than I can say to have a parting like thi ———w Miss Ecceson—'* Why don’t you get a wig, then, and let the parting come at the side? I think T IS BARELY PO6SIBLE that Colonel Bob ™yself it would be more becoming.” Ingersoll thinks he is a bigger man than Major —— Blaine or General Benjamin Harrison; but the colonel is a poe! < thinks she is raising the last four letters of her name, magnificent imagination ran away with him three or four years ago. y be-—it may be. WHEN K got his divorce he felt that it was a righteous jumph over wickedness almost as bad as his own. HERE HAS BEEN but one man with more self-sufl y than Father Abram Hewitt, and the trouble killed him some years before he was born. 5) THE WINDOW of a railroad car was made to create the impression all inventors ought to die before the invention, whether they are killed afterward or not, FROM CATFISH TO QUEUE; OR, THE EVOLUTION OF A HEATHEN. Deas who haven't prev A YAWP FOR HARRISON. HURRAH FOR HARRISON! May he rule in peace; Win every time, prosperity increase. He saw within the torchlight of his boom, Shining so bright and like a summer moon, A scribbler writing on a Juoce’s pad. Exceeding peace had made Ben Harrison glad, And to the person in the gloom he said “What writest thou? The penman raised his head, And with a look as though he could afford No time to waste, replied, “"f here record ‘The names of those who for protection roared.”* “And is mine one?” Ben Harrison inquired. Yea, surely so.” Our grandson spoke more low, With meaning smile, and said, “1 pray you, too, Write me as one who'll stay and see this through.” Reporter wrote and vanished ; the next night He came around and seemed to be “all right," And showed the names whom voters polled the best, And, lo! the Juvcx’s name led ail the rest LL AUTUMNS are bad, however good they may be, because they come just before that dreadful winter which is so destructive to all BARBERS’ HIGH TARIFF AT UTICA, N. Y. A UTICA Democrat on the second day after the election complained thus : HIS OBJECTION. “These confounded barbers are now charging 20 instead of 10 cents a shave—the result of your senseless victo : “What! How in thunder can they do that ?” 2 r—Aunt Mary ind, just mention it to her Miss Tettyry—"And now that T have said ‘Ves,’ my dear Claude, T wish i cht say a word to " a earl te Nabes s id then Uncle George might "— Because all Democrats are wearing such long faces it takes twice Ciavpr—"' Pardon’ me, Miss Jellyby; isn't it a little rough on a fellow to the usual time to shave them. make him secure a wife on the instalment plan ?” comicbooks.com