Judge — September 8, 1888 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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350 HUM OF THE COURT. HE RED BANDANA once pretty and inspiring, but latterly it has a black border on it. TH catch the whole or only a re- was FISHERIES question. Whether Ben Harrison will spectable majority. HE MAN SULLIVAN has been in the habit of shoot- ff his mouth, Recently he employed somebody to shoot off his fingers, SoMEnopy says Cleveland and Hill have drawn their swords, Each has put his sword in the other from tip to hilt Tom AS F. BAYARD is not ac subject, but he is working around for a few papers to. hand over to some other men, ROM LIMERICK — It is lamentable that everybody can’t be rich; but it is lucky, too, for in that case there would be no room for the poor. THE APPREHENSION lest: Mr, Bla is altogether on the Democratic sid Ab, that was long ago. natcliz naturalization Maurny— ne should say something unwise but it is so hetie that its in- fluence draws tears of sympathy from every Republican eye. SPEAKING of the fisheries question, it was a great mistake that the reve n ended before the acquisition of Canada ; but then we have let John Bull keep her long cnough to pay the cost of her education, A WOMAN'S AN ER has a broad outlet y in his h at the mouth; but a man’s art and makes him sore because it stays at wonder that the one sings like a bird and the other growls anger is put awa there. WI like a bear? THE REVOLUTION in Hayti sends Salomon into retirement at the ambitious age of cighty-two years; though indeed as the president of Hayti he was about as far in retirement as he could get without the aid of steam HE SYMPATHY of the Democratic press for General Harrison is the most pathetic thing in polities. There is nothing to equal it except the tears shed by Napoleon for the unhappy impending fate of Welling- ton just before the battle of Waterloo, DISSOLVED PARTNERSHIP. Honces—" Pretty rocky kind of a craft you've got there.” HE I Wait till you see Jack Brewer's. We and when we had a fight and broke up Jack drew the stern end.” DO NOT believe tha either Belva Lockwood Grover Cleveland, or, for ths matter, Clinton B, Fis| elected. [NBER this administratio: the Canadians have the en tire bait and a complete mo- nopoly of the fish and the stories thereof, LEVELAND AND HILI do their fighting in a dark room; but the surgeon must presently be called to order the opening of the doors. HEN A MAN at a party was asked whether he was a guest or one of the family he said he guest he was; where upon the inquirer went out and wept. THE FISHERIES do not be- long altogether to Canada or to England. We won those waters more than a hundred years ago, and they ought to be in our possession now. TLE KAISER is doing work enough several persons in his position : but we must remember that he and so can’t hear how much his industry is deprecated, can b: pwned the canoe together, is de NO MAN ever mourned much because he had too much of a surplus: but it breaks the heart of a government. for it invites the protest and jealousy of not only its poor but its rich relations, THERE WAS a recent very costly funeral in honor of a dead dog. We were aware that every dog had his day, but may the time never come when he will have his regular funeral and cemete RK. BLAIN ago they tried to show that he amounted to nothing, and now they are horrified at the idea that he amounts to altogether too much, HILE B, LOCKWOOD doesn’t wear corsets, it must not be for- gotten that Mrs. Cleveland has given up bustles. Possibly this is because of an absence of the requisite appropriation, but it looks more li a high regard for the Jeffersonian principle. BEN HARRISON, my joe Ben, when we were first acquaint, I thought that Grover was my man, but now I know he ain't, The bloom was on the bonnie brow of Frank, and pleased me so ; but there's as fair right where you are, Ben Harrison, my joe !—Uncle Sam. is worrying those Democrats a great ¢ Four years PROMPTLY SUCCORED. SELP-ASSERTIVE. TRAMP New Jersey winow—" 1 know it. Si * Madam, it won't be healthy fer you t' refoose a poor wounded sojer a bite!” him, Hercules !* comicbooks.com