Judge — August 4, 1888 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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A RARE BIRD. Bagley—" Who is the distinguished. looking gentleman yonder ?” Jagley—" Ob, he’s a rare bird that M Blueblood has just captured. Lord Mac- Enoch, just come over, you know.” Bagley—"\ should think he was ar. bird. Why, he behaves himself just as as if he didn’t ha “Twiat sail and sailor what may be The difference? tell me, I implore The sail, you know, gets full at sea, The sailor—he gets full on shore. — IT DID THE BUSINESS. Old Bobbins (vo Thompkins) havin’ some baptisin’ up your way, I he Thompkins—" M’yes, Old Squire Kid- ley’s son. Said he wanted to reform.” Bobbins—* Do any good >” Thompkins—* Did the village a heap o' good. The chap took cold and died in TAS VERY COMPOSITE. Mr, Jess Wedd—" What are all these rings on your dresser, pet? Why, you have HOW INOPPORTUNE! achain made of them. How curious!" Miss Guitrss—"' Do you know why I have always taken a fancy to you, Mr. Bashful 7” Mrs, J. We" Isn't it unique? And Mk. Basttvut. (shy Aas at hast nerved himself up to the ecasion and is about to declare his undying lovey" such a convenient way to remember, you am sure I should like to know.”* Miss G.—" Well, it's because you're not one of those soft fellows who think, because am polite to them, that Iam in love. ‘They're such bores, you know.” (Declaration indefinitely postponal.) names and the date engraved inside the hoop each time, and when we separate I have the new date engraved, and the ring joined with the others. Yours will ENTIRELY ORNAMENTAL. come just next this turquoise, dear. That's why I insisted upon a ruby; “ What's going on inside?” asked a citizen of « policeman, pointing — the diamonds are growing monotonous.” know. When we were married | had our EVIDENTLY NO FRIEND OF JIM. A scene in the sanctum, Boy (to editor) —" There's a man outside what wants to know who wrote that article on Jim Boggs who disappeared last week.” Editor—Go back and tell him you wrote it.” Boy (returning)—" That's a nice man, boss.” Editor—" What did he say when you told him?" Boy—"He said that was THE END OF THE DISPUTE. 7 the best piece we've had in Cues Rusty—" I says dat’s my suckah !* Paper in a year, and he gave Perey Bancs—" Yo's lyin’! I done bucked him fust !" a ten-dollar bill. to a house brilliantly lighted, from which sounds of rev- elry would now and then come “That's a very recherche affair. The friends of Bill Spriggs. the well-known counterfeiter, have just. pre- sented Bill with a new and complete set of tools.” “If you know such things are going on, why don’t you put a stop to it?” “You forget—Iam a po- liceman.” comicbooks.com