Judge — July 7, 1888 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE A PUZZLED FINANCIER. Loewenstein (to his clerk) “Shacob, dhere vas somedinks wrong apout dot inderest aggount this year.” Jacobh—"Ny, how is dot? It vas de same as last year's.” Lo mstein Vell, dot is shoost vot brooves it wrong. I haf given thirty-day notes in February and one-month notes in March and On dot basis | should save eight or nine days in de year. THE LOWEST BIDDER - BOTTOM PRICES CRANKY HAIR; OR, PRESENCE OF MIND. Pluto Wrutny (to Gitisom, whe has been wall-flowering for an Earth Do let me offer you a cup of tea, Mr. Gilison.” Jello! Giveme Me. Gitison (feeling the first pangs” Tathanks What's wanted Pluto—* My American guests complain of things being too slow down here. What il you charge to pipe hades with natural gas and petroleum, instead of furnishing SOME SLIGHT SUGGESTIONS. sulphur as heretofore Noone thus far has informed us whether the jaws of Earth— Vil find out. Hold the line. Hello! The, Standard Oil company will pipe death contain one or six rows of teeth. A sporting authority says that lawn-tennis furnishes excellent ex- you petrol on your furr for a first mortgage 200 per cer terest; and the Democratic ex ercise for developing the calves. This is the most cruel shaft yet hurled at advocates of the game. Ladies who paint and powder delight to hold up the mirror of fe shion to artificial nature. AN ODD STANDARD- BEARER. Bobley—"Awhully_ ince slows, these prohibitionist Wiggins—" What have they ween doing now, pray?” will furnish you natural gas free you'll pledge yourself to throw all your influence on their side in the coming campaign, and invent s« scorching new epithets for them to hurl around.” Plute— Done. Go ahead. IT WAS IN JERSEY. Browningbeans (ol Bostor.tak- ing a walk in the fields wit summer landlord's daughter) Hobley—" Carrying on 1 Miss Morry, | never can br water campaign under the 5 y this fresh, pure country air Gin. Fi - : ee gaze into the blue abyss above — Z out recalling Emerson's. be: HE WAS NO HORS! 7) , lines She— John, don't you think ; : S the horse needs a new harness ? Smith has an elegant one for $60." He— Sixty dollars for a new harness! Why, | don’t spend to exceed $35 for a whole new suit.” _ She— Ves: 1 = = —— —_ ov know, John; but ( wae ; VERY BLANK you're no horse . : VERSE. ee EE Countrymaniin HIS EILIAL : | bookstore) DUTY. Bi G2 Z uae how much i Bobley—"\ see “ee a ; > Z book >" that young Spend- ig “> 33 lb iy. iN Clerk- thrift is around the i : ek 2 Shakespear: courts a good deal may have since his. father three dollars died, eine s A y Countryman ‘eg ins — : F (opening the book) “Yes; he’s the ex- ‘ Me | bye Um —guess | ecutioner of the old [7 7 P ee don’t want it, arter man’s will. | : 2 = all, Half the lines Bobley —" 2 y ain't carried ecutor, you mean, P dy vy the margin. of course.” eo ies a J thar's pooty Wiggins — HEARTLESS. as much pi trying to kill the oq a i but it isn’t popular, During the last g: er ji of the jungle and carried Peadin’ best Mrs Orwit Awwas—* Was the poor fellow leading, of behind on the game?” self.” “* Over me soared the eternal sky Full of light and of Deity.” THE LEGAL RATE. Sweet nicvensr—" Wha To Miss Morry Sannessex—" Veat me, Mr. Browningbeans! d Emerson have a word to say about the mosquitoes + comicbooks.com