Judge — June 9, 1888 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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136 HUM OF THE COURT. HE QUEEN'S MATE beef. AGE IS A COCKTAIL. Give me abenetit a year and I shall live forever.—Lester Wallack. WE SEV COULD see why Mr. Dana supported Ben Butler, but when it comes to supporting Belva Lockwood that is reasonable. THE KING of Spain has reached the age of two years, and if they resemble those of his father each is far more than twelve months long ILLIAN SCHOFIELD says: she is a woman without a name, She weeps about it, and yet it ought to be the main source of her rejoicing. THE PROMIBITIONISTS have adopted Mrs, Cleveland as their Roast child, but happily she had a legitimate birth some twenty-tive years ago, HE JUDGE. has circulars from George F. received some Train a man in Dakota. The psychic force will have its w THE SHOE that is French-he bad for the health, but when a man wants a wife he doesn’t look for a foot that covers the entire sidewalk. THE MR. LOVE who is cunning on the national ticket with B, Lockwood has the requisite bow and arrows, but he can’t shoot for and some pills fre netic < Praying you tos h live birds. y Sweet or sour apples. HAT THIS COUNTRY most needs is religions editors for its secular newspapers, and secular editors for its religious ones, It is the com= bination of opposites that makes the grand perfection, s" AKING of the wholesome c new comedy, “His Lordship and a strong, pure, y it is—it isa very general remark that all's well that begins Atwell EORGIA is said to bra fact-—when a man wants interesting it is leap year. THE RATE of mortal cent a year, The word is mortality: but when the United States army has a fight with the aborigine the word would seem to be reproduction, [Explanatory note—That’s its author's name ing over a woman lawyer; but there is this yhave business with a woman in the most dd important way he is going to prosecute his own suit even among the Indians increases, it is said, ten per IN THE ORGAN LOFT jc How in blazes 4 he organ quavering like that?” you suppuse 1 can INCONSISTENCY ving suddenly im office of the park wm ed re *Thold in my bi he reprehensible practice No people have done such renvarkable dying with such litle effect uncultured sons of thunder—«; of the forest. SoMEBODY SAYS that « Washington was once * | cd.” We cannot believe it . never did anything by halves | THEY TELL of a Wes editor who found plenty in Maine, Very well: Maine prohibition state, that was a conclusion, rather But does the mar DON'T KNOW w editor of the Buffal has been doing now, but he sus conscientious frank: need of this cour spanker, KING DAVID was worth nee F than $3,000,000,000 1h t The reader will notire - t The figures do not ind the number of the illustrious saint's concubines, THER ARE. several dirk hos / that, mounted by bad rid as pale as if they were on the « for the sepulehre, No refer to the steed of D. 1B. Hill there isn’t any. THERE ARISES the question whether Bourke Cockran is Tam Some Tammany men make bold to say he isn’t and are quite at their extre JP MAY be true that C berlai died. lar-mark petition, signed by five thousand feeding your anac ie temerity, Miss Endicott ha but of course Joseph kr not formal ws she cou mean to pop the question nest month ? eepted J {n't possi i and doesn't NEW COLOR is ea death has far more terrors than have cl “diseased ghost.” If ghosts can carry heretofore been attribute Think of dying of smallpox with the prospect of catching Asiatic « just as soon as you're through with it! OULD EVERY EYE that the late Dr. Agnew of New York had or helped drop a tear for him, what a sea would roll over New Y« Mail and Press, The doctor was also great on cerebro-spinal_ meningitis. man whom he relieved or cured of this malignant trouble be able to expres himself, how New York would hump itself ! BEHIND THE ORGAN Bacon sn" T ecan't help it, yents, I've been fighting this fever week, but it's no Ke! comicbooks.com