Judge — June 2, 1888 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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THE AMATEUR HINDOO JUDGE AND THE BASKET TRICK. what a splendid nose he has to talk Yankee through! WEDDING CONGRATU- LATIONS in Indiana— “You will be very happy forsome time, By the way yet begun to consider the means to divorce ?” G*or MOSS has left the Rochester Union to go into the railroad business, and accordingly presents the pro- verb, “A rolling stone gathers, —George Moss.” A E HANGE s somebody might make @ pun on Major Popoff without injuring the human intellect; yet the club of indignation is Apt to go to the weakest po HE SPIRITS of dead persons are never reliable e: questionable purposes. gave Diss Debar a great deal of illegitimate money, but they can- not sa RS. GOODW signs an there are no duties attached to it, has set an example to male office-holders which will not be followed with any great haste or unanimity. M AX O'RE took home with him $15,000 of Ameri- can money, and is puzzled to know whether to exhaust him- self in worship of his own smart- ave you as casually © her from state-prison. who re- office because ness or in expressions of con tempt for the people who cele- brated it at that figure. HUM OF THE COURT. HE MEANEST MAN THE WOMAN of forty years who is caught must not parade hee ine Wherever she may be at the moment of the discove ' frequently been there before. As the late Mr. Hatch would say, she is an nocence, The one who buys and drinks a glass of beer on Sunday and then arrests the barkeeper who sells it to him, THe MAN who hesitates is the man who sits on his own coat-tails, HHS CLIMATE twenty-four kours without rain, sometimes has Then it snows, YRLE BELLEW xranted a divorce. been Man wants a has great deal here, Bellew, COXCORD will have no school of philosophy this year, but it will submit to the absence with a philos- ophy worthy of all praise A MAN in Montana says he will shoot any other 4 cents, We this offer. WILLIAM GORE, who was saved from death from the bite of a rattlesnake by whisky, says with fearless recklessness, " Feteh on your snakes." *¢ MAKE YOUR WIFE ery once a fortnight,” says a doctor, an for fifteen ouldi’s think of accepting ‘That's too dirt cheap. nd she'll be healthy.” ingly healt that you won’ JF IE IS TRUE, as alleged, that Henry Irving's : pure as it was, that means that itis a great deal better; and on the whole Yes, exceed- but the probability is cent. is not as Moe Micwant bit ay a shpin. Ouenase old traveler, and there is dust on her THE WHIRLED OF DOGS. “Is Raggles on the box, Michael? I thought I heard him bark.” * He's not, ma‘am. He'll soon catch up.” He got unaisy a shpell back, an’ Oi put him aff fer a s to show for it. YOUR FRIEND GROVER weig about 250 pounds ; so that when he reposed on David the latter exhausted he couldn't offer the slightest protest. PAPER which has n about the tariff is what the N town Herald wants. Very well; what the matter with Benjamin Frath' yearly almanac? sep ITTLE CORINNE” New York reporter the oth day, “have been on the stage ever since | was three going on fourteen now.” W at je time ? HE STORY goes tuckian courted a and never noticed the size of her fect In the whole course of our existence we never before heard such an enor s lie as that HE CROW s old. Tam PRINCE. of Ger many is deaf; but Bismarck for him, as he thought for father and thinks for the suffering hears and= emperor, as he loves for the princess, and as he quaffs and res for all the lesser Hohenzolle: comicbooks.com