Judge — May 12, 1888 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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SUDGL Youxo BaRRINoTON (irith not the slightest car for muste, whistle Mins Twickewnan (whose musical sensibilities are very delicate)—" Yes. I thought 80. “1 always did lke ‘She's Thinking of Another." hat he believes to be jow very appropriate, Mr. Barrington!” Pamin® thro’ the Rye,” all the way across the field, and approaches) — Please whistle it again." HUM OF THE COURT. We must never forget that April breezes freezes. ure apt to bring May Extreme age is invariably often a very bad one The San Francisco Alta is right. “The world se out Roscoe Conkling.” Oscar Wilde says no married n Mrs. Oscar must be at ren ntioned as good old age, and yet it is s lonesome with- an can be a dude, and therefore arkably reforn y woman. There will be no Concord school of philosophy this year; so that the main question with the public will be the whichness of the can't. Mrs, Phebe Lynch of s children in less th: herself. ymour, Ind., who has given birth to seven two years, isapparently a good deal of a quartette possibil- ity—"God save me from the friendship of Eliott F. Shepard!” There is a proposition to paint angels without wings. s thought Lady Colin Campbell wants $10,000 for two lectures in Ameri but she can easily get twice that amount for staying ay. y pleasant es for that ped with her life The queen had time at Berlin. It sy conclusion that she e This country has a number of theoso- phical societies; but, being modest and per- mewhat in doubt, they fail to theos. going to do lots of picnicking this summer, provided merely that it can borrow the necessary funds. The Buffalo Express is still booming Sheridan, but it isn’t hal enthusiastic as the Mail and Express in its booming of the twelve apostles. It isn’t necessary that Ireland should be anation. Human ambition ought to have its limits, and it is a great thing for Ireland to control every large city im the state of New York. 7 bere, mein fade Newspaper men do not care how much on id MAKING HIS FAMILY USEFUL. Iperery (to his bald-headed old father)—" Yo vile I goes me ter ged dis ball mit some wire Ve gan'd affort ter lose der sign.” : herman swears at them, always provided he does it gram matically and with good rhetorical roundness and swing. black man who recently died i jocal hospital left seven wid- ows, and yet they say it is impossible to civilize his race. Sometimes a young newspaper gets so in love with itself that it omits the news to celebrate its greatness—and then it begins to die. When a man in this state was sentenced to state-prison for life be said with a long-drawn sigh, “Good heavens! that's worse than one of Mr. Evarts’s.” When we get through with theologies we come back to faith and trust as a matter of rest and consolation; so that they are the best the ology of all. We are approaching the season when the actress's name will have to be kept before the public by the announcement that she is tobe either married or divorced. They say that Humbert of Italy goes out at night in disguise to hear what his subjects say of him; but his queen puts « long fore finger to her enticing nose and remarks that she knows better. Lew Wallace locks himself up when be wants to write, and a ring at the doorbell upsets him completely. Surely Lewisought to have assets enough by this time to out weigh his liabilities. m Randall as the leader of the Demo cratic party looks about as Grant would have looked if he had squelched Robert E. Leeand put himself at the head of the confederate army. We observe, afteran inspection of several newspaper portraits of a recently deceased gentleman, that the poor man wit cross-eyed at death,and likewise had a boil on rac h cheek Still, hissuffering was notas great as it would have been if he had lived to e pictures. Beginning of the day’s b Mail and Express—“The chi and sing the hymn beginnin: jow that thy mercies all I kt I marvel much to think That this reader has bees» ‘While lost the missing link “The morning sun breaks bri Its beams all climates shi But old Slug Two has not got t With his most sickening tea? comicbooks.com