Judge — March 17, 1888 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE AN IDYL OF FLORIDA ; HUM OF THE COURT. The original eviction—The one tiat sent the snakes out of Ireland. Speaking of bustles, coming events sometimes cast their shadows behind When I want to be president Pll let you know. At present don’t bother me; Tm, busy.—Robert Todd Lincoln Berlin has 50,000 more women than men, Go abroad, young man—go abroad and grow up with the country. I'm as good a soldier as my brother Tecumseh ever was, and when you call for me you'll find me there.—John Sherman The tyranny that rulers try when rulers think the mean cau never stop the sham. rock’s growth or the wearing of the green. The harp that once in Tara's halls the soul of music grew has had its strings plucked out by fate, and by the English toc “This entire city will go to the dogs,” says the Philadelphia News. Really! We het Rep Falebt out on dat.» Kothidle honeys Had supposed it had not yet returned from them, Those ladies who spe: ctionately of the musical prodigy as the little man do it by way of shortening the expression the little Hofmann. Ella Wheeler Wilcox wants an anti-gossip club composed of women. Such a club is feasible, but the mouths of the members must be closed with sticking: plaster, Now that Mrs. Langtry is suing for libel, we hasten to declare there was no banquet to C. Ce an, and that the only beve: pn that oc milk straight. If Tm drafted T don't be- vere PIL resign. Joseph R. WHAT STARTED GILSON IN THE BROMIDE HABIT. haweley How does it happen that those poor fellowsaresuffering in Sing Sing prison for brib- ery when it is legally demon- strated that nobody bribed them ¢ If you should happen to sd my services, pray don't forget to notify me yak Democrat i have fully chipped my shell. Peep !— David B. Hill. You gentlemen of congress, don't you observe that I'm your leader? T have begun my march; why don't) you follow me? Do you want to me lonesome ¢-— G. Cleveland. The face of Mrs. Cleveland ‘Dum'd if he did n ee ee : wonderful effect in “ EChe yain't went an’ disagreed wid him, den I tells lies i Florida and South lina, In fact one may almost Sty that one smile up- on that beauteous mug were worth a thousand men even the conflagration could dampen its ardor or its enter: prise. ‘0, by Jove! and not He had been out late to the Press club dinner, end was not freliog even torrentcould burn it or Particularly brisk that morning either. send it up the spout We do not believ that says an attempt was recently made by fenans to steal the prine . Fenians, we believe, are not given to that kind of petty larceny. The Utica Obsi ys Colonel Ritchie of the Saratogian, who 1s new sus pected of the murder of Millionaire Snell of Chicago, was once a Baptist orator. This is wrong. He was a Methodist persuader, On St. Patrick's day it is worth a thought that, while the Irish are not they are so distributed over the world that, in all fighting, all polities, and al matters, they can pretty nearly call every nation their own. The Inshman was created for the universe—not for that small portion of it whieh is under the especial protection of St. Patrick. ‘This 1s not to say that he must control the universe, but what would any portion of it do without him? St. Patrick was a wise man. While he removed the snakes he didn't mterfere with the liquid consolation that produced them. A cause may be ever so excellent ad effect. Ah, what a disernminating saint that Patrick was You needn'the afraid. I ttled it. It was easy enough. to pack up my tackle and let the English occupy the disputed Livi Pe (we iss in: ba way ae eh NW eae) De aa You won't have any war while I'm secretary of state, Good gracious’ don't ullays gees heeled? Yo" beah mea speakia” I know how to run ?—Thomas F. Bayard. comicbooks.com