Judge — March 10, 1888 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE DUVAL'S COLLAR BUTTON. y telephone may be fizz without the fizz. Ish t do it, so there now! Yougo let me alone.—P. H. Sheridan The father of triplets indul; of a kind are better than two pair. A jawbone three fe ‘thed in Nebrask: talked himself to death. There is muddy stre the mornin: I valid, but it is as stupid as a right away and the belief that three and seven inches long hash The owner of it must | gg to be dreadful we We judgeso from the 1 and v ness of St, Patriek’s day in It never occurs to most men to be wise until some three weeks after e had the opportunity e dog show w pss came to the under dog in the A Rochesterian puts it stron “on all trusts ths it Tha ‘ashington made but o: address of that name. And yet it ix There is fair : yetve exhibit on, + little hovororsympathy yand well. Tam down,” he says, farewell tour. We nnually reproduced refer to his nee that m: to scoff, persons went to a recent ¥ d remained to drink and misbe: r armed is he who puts his faith im ts. Joseph Pulitzer—What y the whole World and lo: ILis a good idea to Amerieanize the young man, bat if you cosmopolize him you make him ab tter American iteth a man if he gain his own eyes ? Some stories about the man who killed the last buf. falo are about as surprising as theone regarding the buf falo that killed the last man. Tt must be re mbered that the people of St. Louis are notall guilty: We dare say there are thousands of them who weuldn’t have had that convention for any money. The sweet smile of Mrs. Cleveland is not large, but.” it has made itself felt from W: M », and has designs upon the island of Ci Ww ‘e don’t knuw whet ther Chaunce will give him the presiden the kind of classic that goes in all the school books When Geueral Rossa heard of the Sheridan boom he lost so much faith in the republic that he wanted to fall on Jefferson Davis’s bosom and ery h tosleep, Charity is good; but the wor who empties ber purse for the heathen and then empties her husband's purse fora diamond necklace is taking more eredit than belongs to her, These things must be balanced with more discretion, We are requested to state by the father of a large that the fashionable Easter bonnet this year will be the one of last year made over and generally fixed up. Somebody says that Amos Cumingscreated his own opportunities He did, and they were very bright ones. Yet you can buy one of them on the street any day for one cent. * Vienna,” says the Philadelphi tifal women and for the best of reasc reasons than London or New York. is renowned for it bean- Pooh! Vienna has uo better The World is a great trust. It is in the hands of one man. monopoly, It manages to sell a dollar's worth of good matte: cents, and therefore it is a fraud, business is! Ttisa for two. Ah, what a dreadful thing thistrvst They are making a new kind of champagne gave a famous actress pneumonia, chilblains, and various things, mptoms of Asiatic cholera. Perhaps the best inspiration is that which leads you to let that kind of inspiration alony. A few bottles of it “St. Louis, $ got licked from in H'm ! That's the place we rn't it An aged Hunker. The death of W. W. Corcoran makes every needy man feel asif he had been suddenly orphaned ; but that which is his loss is counted over there a great acces sion. Somebody calculates that within a thousand years New York city will be engulfed by the Atlantic ocean. It may bea pre-election boomerang, but surely it would be the part of wisdom to look after the coast defences comicbooks.com