Judge — March 10, 1888 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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JUDGH S E walked o'er the fan where the wild clover grew ; He told me he loved me, I thought it true, Oh, girls, don’t believe men wha do, Another face charms them and they for- get you. or you Ising of my love in this heartre rhym I know Fred's a-courting a girl at this time; ling She thinks she has got him, but won't she be vexed he wearies of her and flies off to the next ? He tells you the sweetest things ever you heard, You raise your eyes doubting, he says, * On my word.” Iscarcely know why Tam writing this stuff, It puts Harry Arlington all ina huff ; ‘3 I don't love him as much as I ought ; n't think Ido, now I'm sure that he’s caught. Bob's coming this evening; he’s wealthy, and so Just which one to marry I really don’t know, You say this is flirting ; perhaps so, and yet The lesson Fred taught me I cannot forget. Tho’ I may be guilty, ‘twas he did the harm : He stole my heart from me last year on the farm, I would have been true had he While Bob, he is rich, and I—w ade me his wife, I, such is life. CLYDE RALSTON. B. Howrtis ‘on a visit to hts elty cousins, rho are so eroeded that they hate to make him wpa tect ona folding sofa chair) —" Thi e must be the head-board.”” IN THE FUTURE. Visitor to city—* What's that big building going up in C park ? Citizen ~" That, sir, is the greatest outrage that was ever perp this much abused cit Just think of the sacrilege th ¥ ruins one of our oldest and most beautiful breathing-places. Visitor —“T know—but you ought to be thankful for one thing.” Citizen —" What is that wl Visitor—“T was afraid at first that Pat Divver was buildinga new “tloon.” tra A PARADOX. Jones's latest aphorism. : he poorer a man is the more he tries to seem rich: and the Ficher he is the more he tries to appear poor. Queer, isn’t it {” LOCAL ITEMS. EVOLUTIONS OF VILLAGE LIFE AS PORTRAYED IN THE BEANVILLE SENTINEL. The Beanville band practices in the school-house to-night. Hiram Perkins } fresh lot of Wi them off like hot cak st India goods and is selling The young folks in the First Methodist church talk of holding a sociable after hi t time. ke lost his new straw hat while return- t Friday Tier is out again—this time with a crutch and acane. It takes something more than rheumatism to knock Peleg out completely. The Rey. Sawdust Johnson, the worth See, will supply the pulpit of the Afric: Hiram Woodley sa quicker than any m Collins. Sadie Root is visiting friends in Cohoes, and some of the boys down Bricktop way are beginning to look scared for fear she'll stay there for good. How's that, Sammy ? Deacon Elderkin’s boy ing from the Methodist picnic colored divine of West E. church next Sunday. and split a cord of hickory wood Now let us hear from John Miss Miranda Larabee will have to gum it this week while Dr. Forceps makes some alterations in her new set. The doctor has a cozy office ou Main street. Give him a call. The boys who went down to th last Wednesd: ant to know why half a water-nelon, Nuff said, Jim. at Copake Junetion wck got away with that IN IMITATION OF WALES. First Anglomaniac—* Where to-night, deah boy Second Anglomaniac—* A lahge pahty of us are going to the theatre.” First Anglomaniac—* Take a box ?” econd Anglomaniac—* Of course, deah boy. Join us. a full on; we're going to have a loud time and stop the | HUMAN NATURE. He had fought in many a battle And had won by hook or crook, But he yielded to the rattle That the little baby shook. AND BEAUTY DRAWS US WITH A SINGLE HAIR.” Brown never “ He's a good fellow, ys waits so long that ins lucky if he gets hold of the lost hy can make up his mind—a chronic hesitator, in fact. said a friend of his the other day, * but he 1 of taking the bull by the horns he's in his tail.” HIGHLY IMPORTANT. Boston youth--* said, Miss Vassar, that there was one ques- tion about Browning Poughkeepsie girt gum Browning chewed 7” But it wasn't, It was the foot. comicbooks.com